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OK then, here we go.
You're 17 and you're a virgin. Pretty much all my friends, around your age and some even younger, have already have sex. What the fuck?s the matter with you, man?
And you?re a furry fan. Does that mean, like, you want to fuck foxes and shit? And do you masturbate over people milking cows?
Even the fact that you made this thread shows that you?re an attention-seeking prick who has nothing better to do with your time but ask random people on the internet, perhaps those just as lonely as you, and issue them a challenge on the forum trying to offend you, just to stroke your own undeserved, pitiful ego. How empty your life must be. Do you have any friends? I mean, real friends? A girlfriend? Are you sexually frustrated at the moment, resorting to jacking off to imaginary, unrealistic, unattainable hentai babes on a computer screen? They will never be like the real thing, so you?re wasting your time, douchebag.
Some people will lie to you and say, ?It doesn?t matter how unfit and greasy you are, and how much emotional baggage you have, and how immature and undesirable you are.? But they?re not being honest because they want to tell you the harsh truth that not everyone?s destined for that hot girl at the end of the story. Chances are, you?re going to reach the age of 40 and realize that you?ve done nothing in your life that you ever hoped you?d do. You?ve just stayed at home, wasting away your oxygen and your life, never taking worthwhile risks. And then you kill yourself. So just kill yourself, man. Go put a noose round your neck and fucking hang yourself, because you?re not important and no-one worthwhile actually wants or cares about your wellbeing or your petty, random, meaningless existence on this planet.
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As for me, I?m a black, clumsy, socially awkward, paranoid 16-year-old with OCD, anxiety issues that affects his bladder, low self-esteem, and insecurity in his ethnicity, without an identity to call his own. How could you ?offend? me? Well, it?s sure as heck by not calling ?nigga?, since it?s a word that has no meaning to me (and why should it? I was never a fucking slave). I guess what comes the closest is unfairly stereotyping me, or expressly noting how much of a depressed, annoying bastard I am. It would take a lot, though. I mean, of course, it?s harsher when someone else criticizes you, but if you already think it yourself, the impact hurts less.
OK then, here we go.
You're 17 and you're a virgin. Pretty much all my friends, around your age and some even younger, have already have sex. What the fuck?s the matter with you, man?
And you?re a furry fan. Does that mean, like, you want to fuck foxes and shit? And do you masturbate over people milking cows?
Even the fact that you made this thread shows that you?re an attention-seeking prick who has nothing better to do with your time but ask random people on the internet, perhaps those just as lonely as you, and issue them a challenge on the forum trying to offend you, just to stroke your own undeserved, pitiful ego. How empty your life must be. Do you have any friends? I mean, real friends? A girlfriend? Are you sexually frustrated at the moment, resorting to jacking off to imaginary, unrealistic, unattainable hentai babes on a computer screen? They will never be like the real thing, so you?re wasting your time, douchebag.
Some people will lie to you and say, ?It doesn?t matter how unfit and greasy you are, and how much emotional baggage you have, and how immature and undesirable you are.? But they?re not being honest because they want to tell you the harsh truth that not everyone?s destined for that hot girl at the end of the story. Chances are, you?re going to reach the age of 40 and realize that you?ve done nothing in your life that you ever hoped you?d do. You?ve just stayed at home, wasting away your oxygen and your life, never taking worthwhile risks. And then you kill yourself. So just kill yourself, man. Go put a noose round your neck and fucking hang yourself, because you?re not important and no-one worthwhile actually wants or cares about your wellbeing or your petty, random, meaningless existence on this planet.
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As for me, I?m a black, clumsy, socially awkward, paranoid 16-year-old with OCD, anxiety issues that affects his bladder, low self-esteem, and insecurity in his ethnicity, without an identity to call his own. How could you ?offend? me? Well, it?s sure as heck by not calling ?nigga?, since it?s a word that has no meaning to me (and why should it? I was never a fucking slave). I guess what comes the closest is unfairly stereotyping me, or expressly noting how much of a depressed, annoying bastard I am. It would take a lot, though. I mean, of course, it?s harsher when someone else criticizes you, but if you already think it yourself, the impact hurts less.
Well, looky what we have here - what a pathetic sight, isn't it? Some poor loser on the internet looking to be 'offended' just because no one pays actual attention to him, and that's basically what you want, isn't it? Border line depression, psychotic fits, never leaves the house - yada, yada, yada, yeah, that's nothing interesting. What I'm personally intrigued is the simplicity of your demand and the utter lack of understanding when it comes to human behavior. It's so pitiful it hurts! To think that a person could ever want to be offended 'just for the sake of it', as you say, but in reality you want quite the opposite - you wish to prove to yourself that you are above being offended by 'mere mortal mouths' as you probably tell yourself, and how ironic it is that in fact, by doing so, you prove yourself to be far less competent as a human being than everyone on this thread, or maybe even the site. You are indeed the lowest of low, the most pathetic sub-human creature I've ever encountered. Think of the multiple layers of psychological problems! A treasury, indeed. You are not just troubled, you're beyond that...
Well, did it work? Sorry, by the way, if it did. There's your apology if it is required, though I believe you will not admit if you truly need it. I find the most offensive thing to be psychological attacks. To completely undermine a person and their cause is by far the worst thing you can do to someone. Hope I didn't you offend you too much, or it would be best, I suppose if I didn't at all.
Well, did it work? Sorry, by the way, if it did. There's your apology if it is required, though I believe you will not admit if you truly need it. I find the most offensive thing to be psychological attacks. To completely undermine a person and their cause is by far the worst thing you can do to someone. Hope I didn't you offend you too much, or it would be best, I suppose if I didn't at all.
I...I can't. I'm too much of an idealist to even attempt to put someone down like that. Sorry, I guess.
CpT_x_Killsteal said:
I remenber visiting the districts in Tokyo. Shinjuku and Roppongi (The "mature" shopping center and diplomatic district) was my personal favorite, but Shibuya and Akihabara were ummm "interesting".
Pretty much this. I think it's very rare that people get offended so much. It's just that it's an internet forum and most people don't type in "I'm perfectly serene in this moment".Angie7F said:You see, I actually did something close to that, but 4chan is still weirder. LOL
Anyhow, I think its hard to offer any offensive comments to the OP since the information that you gave us is things you are aware about yourself.
The best insults come from angles you are not aware of
Well time to start.
The internet doesn't reflect reality dumb ass.
You're a virgin psychotic nazi. Hmm, you probably only watch the "cute" anime stuff. You're probably pasty and unfit. Even more so than the average.
Things that have already been said. Well, I guess I'll just start firing anything I have which will offend your general group and hope a blow connects. Your grandparents and parents are probably ashamed of you. You have absolutely no skills and no future. Grow up.
Wait this is a good one. Grow up. Why are you not doing better things? Do you even have friends? Do you even play a sport? I doubt it. I bet you didn't ever crack open a book for the sake of reading. You're the most useless type of nerd, someone who has no physical or mental prowess and no taste.
Well did anything I say bother you even slightly?
(Note: This was in interest to the exercise and I probably did not mean half of what I said)
Huh, divorced parents, depression, probably a Japan-ophile from your choice to include anime and hentai but not porn though you live in Australia, and making a thread about insults on a gaming forum. I don't need to insult you, you've already got enough problems to deal with that will probably eat at your psyche for your entire life. Good luck with that.
The best insult is like the best scare, you don't show, you imply and let the mind fill in the gap with the worst thing imaginable.
The best insult is like the best scare, you don't show, you imply and let the mind fill in the gap with the worst thing imaginable.
No, I do not strive to insult people, I instead prefer to point out people's insignifigance, usually in response to outright stupidity...
Other than "Why do you want to be offended?" I have nothing... My mockery tends to be entirely situational, and tends to be in response to unbacked boasting, or someone threatening me without the balls to back it up.
And since you have not in any way made an enemy out of me, I shall state, in utmost sincerety, I do hope that when you grow to me my age that your life has been less troubled, and that you lead a successful existance to whatever end you seek.
Other than "Why do you want to be offended?" I have nothing... My mockery tends to be entirely situational, and tends to be in response to unbacked boasting, or someone threatening me without the balls to back it up.
And since you have not in any way made an enemy out of me, I shall state, in utmost sincerety, I do hope that when you grow to me my age that your life has been less troubled, and that you lead a successful existance to whatever end you seek.
Okay, I think I can do this in a funny way...
Oh, you Australian, with your crazy running around advancing behavior, prancing around the Outback like a kangaroo on sugarcane! I thumb my nose at you and your indecisive political affilliations you have like the protagonist of a crappy romantic comedy! I laugh at your virginity, you son of a silly person you know. Your teenage hood makes you have acne like grass on my perfect front lawn, of which you do not have, person unable to take out a mortgage! Your a cowardly commie pinko liberal, you elephant-hating strawman builder! No, I am not a hypocrite for saying that, you son of a female hamstergerbil from the dark side of Mars! I wave my private parts at your front door, you something-or-other I can't think of yet you know.
... All just kidding, of course.
Oh, you Australian, with your crazy running around advancing behavior, prancing around the Outback like a kangaroo on sugarcane! I thumb my nose at you and your indecisive political affilliations you have like the protagonist of a crappy romantic comedy! I laugh at your virginity, you son of a silly person you know. Your teenage hood makes you have acne like grass on my perfect front lawn, of which you do not have, person unable to take out a mortgage! Your a cowardly commie pinko liberal, you elephant-hating strawman builder! No, I am not a hypocrite for saying that, you son of a female hamstergerbil from the dark side of Mars! I wave my private parts at your front door, you something-or-other I can't think of yet you know.
... All just kidding, of course.
Bravo! This thread is one of the most successful way of whoring for attention. You really seem to have some experience with this. But hey, thanks for some challenge, going all naked like this in front of all the people here really makes it difficult when there is nothing to add.
[color=E6E7E8]I feel terrible for saying this.[/color]
[color=E6E7E8]I feel terrible for saying this.[/color]
Well, you could try looking up the Encyclopedia Dramatica "Offended" page.
(Under no circumstances should you actually try this.)
(Under no circumstances should you actually try this.)
Assuming "4chan" is a synonym for "/b" here, it's really more like the equivalent to Facebook but with anonymity and without censorship. S'full of regular twats is what I'm saying.CpT_x_Killsteal said:
Oh, and you smell.
Alternative option: access the Hidden Wiki and click on everything you see.lacktheknack said:
Njet.
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Your time as a conscious being would be better spent being glad that you don't appear to have suffered any form of discrimination or hateful behaviour in life. Count your blessings and be pleased with what you got. It could be gone with the wind tomorrow, so cherish it today.
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Your time as a conscious being would be better spent being glad that you don't appear to have suffered any form of discrimination or hateful behaviour in life. Count your blessings and be pleased with what you got. It could be gone with the wind tomorrow, so cherish it today.
You may think that you are 'different' from those that you suposedly despise but you are just arrogant enough to overlook the similarities.
You ***** and moan about those who ***** and moan I mean really if you actually look at yourself and see what you truly are it would destroy you.
Also you are a pillow fisted,asshated,un reasonable,two faced,egotisical piece of piss,I have thought each of these terms out carefully and find that they apply to you most elegantly,Its almost poetic really.
You ***** and moan about those who ***** and moan I mean really if you actually look at yourself and see what you truly are it would destroy you.
Also you are a pillow fisted,asshated,un reasonable,two faced,egotisical piece of piss,I have thought each of these terms out carefully and find that they apply to you most elegantly,Its almost poetic really.
