Oh god! Bad dream.
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Once had a dream where a friend of mine and I were detectives. Pretty cool until we arrested a guy in a warehouse. Broke free from my friends grasp came after me and stabbed me in the stomach the bastard! It felt all weird too.
I had a dream in which I was eaten by a monstrous, twenty-story-tall Pikachu. After falling through the dark for a few seconds, I spawned near a supermarket, where gravity went wonky, and I spent the rest of the dream bouncing around bottles of milk, which, for some reason, were stacked outside the supermarket refrigerators.
Who stacks milk?
Who stacks milk?
i had a dream all my friends were in a smash bros. brawl level and we were all fighting battle royal style, i most remember it because of the sick finishing move i did, where i broke the stone stage in half and used one of the halves to send 3/4 of my friends to oblivion. i miss that dream "/
miniguns are awesome.
miniguns are awesome.
If i had a quarter for all the disturbing, reality-twisting, and generally fucked-up dreams I had, i would be a very rich man. Anyhoo, these are the dreams that take the cake of fucked-upness
Dream #1. Picture this: I and everyone I knew was a penguin. We all lived in the Amazon river and were taking our annual migration UP-stream. For reasons I could not comprehend, I killed another penguin with a rock and he started spouting cherry cobbler instead of blood. Well, it tasted pretty good so I killed all the other penguins and ate thier cobbler-blood (Save for the last female penguin who...you get the idea)
Dream #2. I was swimming in my swimming pool at night. Out of nowhere, sharks start appearing and attempting to eat me. Sound normal so far? After I got out of the pool, GIANT ORANGES started falling from the sky. I tried to run inside but the oranges blocked my escape. I ended up being squished by one.
Dream #3. I just bought a starbucks and was heading to my job. Then, a vampire started chasing me in my car. I somehow drove into a swamp where I then ran out of gas. There, the vampire morphed into a half-fish, half-ninja creature who killed my be drowning me in the swamp. My car laughed at me
Dream #4. My mom cloned herself twice so she could have a lesbian threesome. It was as scary as it sounds.
I did not make those up, I swear.
Dream #1. Picture this: I and everyone I knew was a penguin. We all lived in the Amazon river and were taking our annual migration UP-stream. For reasons I could not comprehend, I killed another penguin with a rock and he started spouting cherry cobbler instead of blood. Well, it tasted pretty good so I killed all the other penguins and ate thier cobbler-blood (Save for the last female penguin who...you get the idea)
Dream #2. I was swimming in my swimming pool at night. Out of nowhere, sharks start appearing and attempting to eat me. Sound normal so far? After I got out of the pool, GIANT ORANGES started falling from the sky. I tried to run inside but the oranges blocked my escape. I ended up being squished by one.
Dream #3. I just bought a starbucks and was heading to my job. Then, a vampire started chasing me in my car. I somehow drove into a swamp where I then ran out of gas. There, the vampire morphed into a half-fish, half-ninja creature who killed my be drowning me in the swamp. My car laughed at me
Dream #4. My mom cloned herself twice so she could have a lesbian threesome. It was as scary as it sounds.
I did not make those up, I swear.
I once had a dream in which I was my cousin, running around town in my birthday suit, whilst being chased by a bear armed with a Rocket launcher that shot chainsaws and lions while riding a donkey that was smoking a Cuban cigar 
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I was obsessed with that dream for a little over a month afterwords, and concluded the message of the dream was that I needed to eat more fibre. Don't ask me why, it just was.
.I was obsessed with that dream for a little over a month afterwords, and concluded the message of the dream was that I needed to eat more fibre. Don't ask me why, it just was.
my worst nightmare is this:My girlfriend acidentaly causes my dads death and leaves me, the guy she starts dating shoots me, the girl tries to save me but ends up turning me into a monster,so i go into a coffin and sleep for 30 years......oh whait that actualy happened
(DAMN YOU HOJO)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DAMN YOU HOJO)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The weirdest dream I've ever had was spending a really long time walking up stairs to a door that was constantly moving farther up, and then I just started falling down the stairs but the weirdest part about it was that it was like i could feel myself falling.
I had a crazy, crazy, half-dreaming-half-extremely-confused moment the other night. I had been reinstalling software onto our freshly formatted pc for most of the day, and when I went to bed I found I coulnd't sleep. I was awake, but for some reason I kept thinking of my own mind as a computer. It is impossible to explain properly, but for example every time I rolled over I thought I was deleting some old file. (which I thought would help me get to sleep)
I was quite awake at the time, I even got up to get a drink. I also knew that what I was thinking was stupid, but I couldn't get that mindset out of my head. Weird.
I was quite awake at the time, I even got up to get a drink. I also knew that what I was thinking was stupid, but I couldn't get that mindset out of my head. Weird.
My worse one? This may not seem bad but this one had my heart racing. I was walking to the video store, walked by my freinds school and his mum was picking him up. As we are walking back to his mums car I spot a helicopter flying between two tall buildings. A rocket or missle hits it and it crashes into a 10 story building practically breaking it into two. Shells rain down from the sky on a extremely tall building in the background, I am talking a 100 story building.. People are crowded together as fighting ensues overhead by somebody. My mum woke me up just as it was really getting rolling..
Hm, that sounds rather interesting, I wouldn't mind experiencing something like that myself. Tell me, was there anything in particular you had done that may have provoked this... Half-Dream...? (Yeah, let's just call it a half-dream) Because I would very much like to experience it myself, it sounds very interesting.Insomniac55 said:
My Dad's a psychiatrist, he told me that, although you can do whatever you want in a lucid dream, your mind won't let you die, as a defense mechanism.Dkozza said:I had a dream where i knew that I was dreaming. So I could experience whatever I wanted...Well i won't go into too much detail as I don't want a ban
good times good times
1.I imagine that's how Serial killers start.JonasBrothersSuck said:
2. ... Um...OK
3.Were you on something?
4.That would be narcissism of the highest possible level.
Anyway, I rarely remember dreams, but I remember 1 which I got twice and it was weird. Now, picture the sound of metal scraping metal, that sound was going on through the entire dream, only it wasn't just the sound of metal, it was metal. I can't explain it, the object simply was the sound. Anyway, I'd picture this metal ball rolling around, and when the sound got louder, the ball got bigger, and vice-versa. That was the entire dream, I got it twice (that I can remember), and it was weird as hell.
Some of the weird dreams I've had are:
1:Being in a chair,the chair falling back and me waking up.(Though who hasn't had a similar dream)
2:Getting dropped off at school only to find I have no clothes on.Go back home,return to school and the same thing happens.
3reaming about going to school anytime I want(Im home schooled so how do either make since)
4:One from when I was young:I was watching TV when my dad and mom heard a noise outside and went to see what it was.A few minutes later my dad falls though the doorway and the Big Bad Wolf comes in,grabs my little brother and tells me to turn off the TV to which I reply"Why".(What makes it weird is......I don't have a brother...)
1:Being in a chair,the chair falling back and me waking up.(Though who hasn't had a similar dream)
2:Getting dropped off at school only to find I have no clothes on.Go back home,return to school and the same thing happens.
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reaming about going to school anytime I want(Im home schooled so how do either make since)4:One from when I was young:I was watching TV when my dad and mom heard a noise outside and went to see what it was.A few minutes later my dad falls though the doorway and the Big Bad Wolf comes in,grabs my little brother and tells me to turn off the TV to which I reply"Why".(What makes it weird is......I don't have a brother...)
Well I guess just spending the whole day sorting out minor issues with the pc and installing stuff messed with my head a bit, and the fact I had tried to get to sleep earlier that night (had to get up early the next day) kinda ruined my sleep. It seems that if I go to bed earlier, or actually try and sleep as opposed to just waiting until I am tired, I won't be able to sleep properly.BakaSmurf said:
I was definitely quite awake at the time, but wasn't thinking straight. I could read the time on the alarm, I got up to have a drink and splash some water on my face, and I knew that the wierd thoughts I was having were stupid. Very hard to explain exactly what it was like. Wasn't enjoyable at all though, it really sucks when you can't get to sleep (for future reference, I don't actually have insomnia, but I'm not exactly a great sleeper either.) Another weird thing, when it happened the movement of my jaw felt strange, very loose and overactive.
I have weird dreams all the time but very few that I would classify as unpleasent. For example:
1) Me, my family and about 4 people I didn't know had all gotten into the cab of an eighteen wheeler. We were hitchhiking because it was very important we got to somewhere to the south before a certain time (for reasons not explained in the dream. We were trying to stay hidden for some reason). The car crashes and we all decide to split up. Next thing I know I find myself in a huge gyspy style camp filled with maybe 200 people all partying and enjoying themselves. I got into a strategy game with some guy I barely knew and he 'won' on the last turn by placing a peice on the board in an illegal manner. The dream ends with me arguing that the move wasn't legal.
2) I'm driving along on my motorcycle (which I don't have) and I heroically pull into this little meadow with a huge viking style wooden table in it. The table's mostly full and it seats about 50 but I manage to find a chair. The whole dream is me chatting with the person next to me while occasionally being served ridiculous entrees. At the end I get up, announce that there are bears underground, and then go back to my motocycle and drive off.
3) Continuing on the bear theme, I find myself traped in the wall of a church in the middle of no where. I'm standing on individual blocks of ice stacked on top of each other and there is a bear below me. It was almost like a puzzle in a game because you could move the ice blocks and you had to, to get out but the bear could jump through a single ice block if it didn't have anything on top of it. So you had to find a way to solve the puzzle without leaving any of the iceblocks alone. Eventually, I dove out the window, ran to my motorcycle, announced very calmly to a person standing by it that "there are bears underground" and then drove off.
So, yeah. None that were really bad just kind of ... odd.
1) Me, my family and about 4 people I didn't know had all gotten into the cab of an eighteen wheeler. We were hitchhiking because it was very important we got to somewhere to the south before a certain time (for reasons not explained in the dream. We were trying to stay hidden for some reason). The car crashes and we all decide to split up. Next thing I know I find myself in a huge gyspy style camp filled with maybe 200 people all partying and enjoying themselves. I got into a strategy game with some guy I barely knew and he 'won' on the last turn by placing a peice on the board in an illegal manner. The dream ends with me arguing that the move wasn't legal.
2) I'm driving along on my motorcycle (which I don't have) and I heroically pull into this little meadow with a huge viking style wooden table in it. The table's mostly full and it seats about 50 but I manage to find a chair. The whole dream is me chatting with the person next to me while occasionally being served ridiculous entrees. At the end I get up, announce that there are bears underground, and then go back to my motocycle and drive off.
3) Continuing on the bear theme, I find myself traped in the wall of a church in the middle of no where. I'm standing on individual blocks of ice stacked on top of each other and there is a bear below me. It was almost like a puzzle in a game because you could move the ice blocks and you had to, to get out but the bear could jump through a single ice block if it didn't have anything on top of it. So you had to find a way to solve the puzzle without leaving any of the iceblocks alone. Eventually, I dove out the window, ran to my motorcycle, announced very calmly to a person standing by it that "there are bears underground" and then drove off.
So, yeah. None that were really bad just kind of ... odd.
Just this morning, I was dreaming that I was being chased by Bing Crosby singing White Christmas. I then woke up and realized that my dad turned on the stereo next to me and was playing Christmas music in my ear. -_- And one of my weirdest dreams was about a year ago. My mom told me to go clean out my closet, and being the slacker that I am, I go and fall asleep in said closet. Well then, Jesus comes down and takes everyone to heaven but forgets me, because I'm in my closet, rendering me the last person on earth.