*EA goes into Valve's office*Grey Walker said:Headline of December 21, 2012: EA Buys ValveLaice said:I Call EA "TDOGS"madster11 said:You already downloaded the game files from the place you bought it from?
Piss that origin shit off and download the crack, than.
No more dealing with Satan (also known as Lucifer, The Devil and/or Electronic Arts).
The Destroyer Of Game Studios
R.I.P bullfrog
R.I.P westwood
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_acquisitions_by_Electronic_Arts
If you can't beat em. buy the company out.
"I'm afraid we are buying the company Mr Newell. Muha. Muhahahahaha"
*Gabe Newell Turns in his swivel chair*
"Hiding your finances is good since no-one knows how much money we have. We are buying YOU out."
"Oh..."
I'm sure if Valve wanted they could buy EA, they just don't want a big mess on their hands that does nothing but eats money.