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General Ken8

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That guy who mods their 360 controller in COD4
That guy who randomly spams a grenade toward my spawn point in Search and Destroy and blows me up before the marker appears
That team of guys who stand where you spawn and keep killing you when there's nothing you can do to help it
That guy who is actually good as Olimar in smash bros
 
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"That Guy" in Counter Strike and Team Fortress who always has the porn sprays, and always sprays them in the places everyone looks.

"That Guy" in Halo who sees himself as a gaming god and never shuts the hell up about it.

HardRockSamurai said:
In every FPS known to man, there's always a guy who's a master of those bloody grenades.
I swear to god, every time I watch the kill cam in COD4 on how that grenade got me, it is always a perfect fucking throw.
 

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megapenguinx said:
I always hate when people glitch themselves to be stuck in the ceiling or walls.
This used to happen to me all the time while playing COD4. Worst map for this was on the ship, they would hide inside the containers. Plus it was Search and Destroy.
 

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That guy you used to play Tekken 3 with who always kept edging back constantly blocking. Also that same guy who picks Hwoarang and mashes the kick button.
 

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HardRockSamurai said:
In every FPS known to man, there's always a guy who's a master of those bloody grenades.

Hehehe *snort snort* sorry. I promise I will only take away 90% of your health, so some noob can finish the job.

...What's so wrong about mastering grenades? ;[

Lord Thodin said:
Oh i got one im sure all of you will agree with.

When you are sniping and your panning to one side or the other and see another sniper. Right when you pull the trigger and hear the noise you die, cause he shot first. Thats normally when i play CoD4, and normally thats when i hit things and get my FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu face going on.
Try jumping and crouching up and down, that always pisses people off. I mean, when he already knows where you are...
 

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Those guys who take Panthers on Debrecen Brenus, one-hit-kill everything (except lucky glancing shots off of T34's) and take at least two shells from any kind of tank before going down. Especially when they sneak up into NEF/NWF and completely pwn the way out from the spawn until the other idiots finally decide to commit to the joint attack I've been asking for for several lives.

That guy who picks the NCO role on Debrecen Brenus, takes the motorcycle and does nothing except circle the spawn the whole game and make the occasional teamkill with his Panzerfausts.

Assault soldiers, period. No weapon should make kills from the hip as easily as those SMGs do.

That guy who picks the NCO role and doesn't use his smoke grenades.

Those bots who keep getting in my fucking tank and fucking with my position and aim, especially when (for some reason) the voice command menu (with which you can kick them out) refuses to work, or when they get right back in again. What's particularly infuriating is that ANY bot can get in a tank, not just the tank crewmen - I've seen six different bot names in about eight seconds, in a game with just two other tank crew bots.

That guy (usually me.....) who gets the KV1S stuck in the Hole of Doom that provides entrance to the sewers, ensuring the near-immediate loss of the entire Nevsky Prospekt beyond the barricade, even if the sapper hurries up with taking out the tank - if there IS a sapper.
 

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Evil Jak said:
CptCamoPants said:
I get called so many things when I fly in BF 1943. For some reason people always break off a chase when you fly in circles for a while...
I hate the guys who fly in circles, let me guess you do it over your boat right? That way anyone that is following you because they hate you, gets shot down by the guys on the boat who jump on the AA guns and kill the chaser because you suck at air combat!

Its pointless using a vehicle if you suck, and flying around in a circle is a manouver drenched in suckage. It doesnt take skill to fly around in a circle and thats why I hun down circlers... provided they arent around their base... Bloody n00bs!

/rant.
No, I fly in circles wherever. I want to get the fucking kill, so I fly in circles until they get bored or break off. If there's more than one, then I just keep maneuvering and flying until either they, or I, die.
You're very quick to make assumptions.

Also, unless you followed me there, you shouldn't be at the fucking boat in the first place. And you have to SUCK if you lose an opponent you're behind, that's why I circle, once they get behind you, you're fucked. So I just fly in circles or in ways to avoid their fire until I can get behind them.
 

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Fingolfin High-King of the Noldor said:
Lord Thodin said:
Oh i got one im sure all of you will agree with.

When you are sniping and your panning to one side or the other and see another sniper. Right when you pull the trigger and hear the noise you die, cause he shot first. Thats normally when i play CoD4, and normally thats when i hit things and get my FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu face going on.
Gayest bullshit ever...
Is that an agreement?
 

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The Guy that camps a door with a shotgun and calls everyone else noobs.
The Guy in Combat Arms that pays money to buy an assault rifle that is a 2-3 hit kill anywhere on your body, is perfectly accurate, no recoil, and the firing rate is that of an SMG.
 

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CptCamoPants said:
Evil Jak said:
CptCamoPants said:
I get called so many things when I fly in BF 1943. For some reason people always break off a chase when you fly in circles for a while...
I hate the guys who fly in circles, let me guess you do it over your boat right? That way anyone that is following you because they hate you, gets shot down by the guys on the boat who jump on the AA guns and kill the chaser because you suck at air combat!

Its pointless using a vehicle if you suck, and flying around in a circle is a manouver drenched in suckage. It doesnt take skill to fly around in a circle and thats why I hun down circlers... provided they arent around their base... Bloody n00bs!

/rant.
No, I fly in circles wherever. I want to get the fucking kill, so I fly in circles until they get bored or break off. If there's more than one, then I just keep maneuvering and flying until either they, or I, die.
You're very quick to make assumptions.

Also, unless you followed me there, you shouldn't be at the fucking boat in the first place. And you have to SUCK if you lose an opponent you're behind, that's why I circle, once they get behind you, you're fucked. So I just fly in circles or in ways to avoid their fire until I can get behind them.
You still fly in circles... the point still stands.
 

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I guess I have my own 'That Guy' technique.

Resistance 2 online Deathmatch, my berserker is always 'Overload' so if you're near me when you kill me, I explode and you die alongside me and I also recieve a kill for it.
 
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Lord Thodin said:
Fingolfin High-King of the Noldor said:
Lord Thodin said:
Oh i got one im sure all of you will agree with.

When you are sniping and your panning to one side or the other and see another sniper. Right when you pull the trigger and hear the noise you die, cause he shot first. Thats normally when i play CoD4, and normally thats when i hit things and get my FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu face going on.
Gayest bullshit ever...
Is that an agreement?
Of course.
 

pipboy2010

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I had to stop playing Battlefield 2 because everyone on there seemed to be 'that guy'. Spawn camping bastards.
 

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That Guy in Marvel vs. Capcom 2 who chooses Akuma, Cable, and Guile. All he does is jump backwards and do the aerial fireball while spamming Cable's assist that covers the entire bottom of the screen. If you try to super jump over it and reach him, he uses Guile's assist to knock you out of the sky. If you get caught in Cable's assist, he uses Akuma's aerial super to pulverize you.

Incredibly efficient, but terribly dull and unfun to play against.
 

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I guess I could consider myself that guy in 2142 not really a glitcher because I dont really know any haha but I usually wait for everyone else to go in get slaughtered then pop up and mop up the rest of the baddies. Yea I am kind of a dick like that.
 

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That guy who abuses throws in fighting games. Yes you can break from them, but I shouldn't have to predict breaking them every two attacks.
 

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artemisfox said:
oh yea also the fuck nuts on L4D who always run so far ahead of the rest of the team, because they're soooo good, then get killed in a place none of us can reach them, and then mic spam everyone for being incompetent 'noobs'
My cousin and I did that, we didnt mic spam at all. Though we didnt die either, the other players did and tried to kick us every 3 seconds after they died. We had fun though.
 

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Lord Thodin said:
Oh i got one im sure all of you will agree with.

When you are sniping and your panning to one side or the other and see another sniper. Right when you pull the trigger and hear the noise you die, cause he shot first. Thats normally when i play CoD4, and normally thats when i hit things and get my FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu face going on.
I get that often in online FPS games like crossfire, BF or Css and tbh those guys can burn in hell >.>