Oh look a new game is coming *click*................what the????
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Not crazy enough. Needs more crazy. Needs more crazy, like "pulling a guitar out of your forehead and whacking someone over the head with it, who then literally splits open like a pinata, while a panel of judges consisting of the pope, Michael Jackson, Kim Jong-Il and a penguin hold up panels scoring the colorfulness of your kill" crazy.
I almost thought it was going to be an obstacle course game, the number of times they highlighted vaulting and sliding! Everything about the premise fails - why on earth would you build suburbs on a distant world that's slated as a lawless prison for one thing?!
Yeah, if it's trying to sell itself on the crazy factor, they need a bigger step up than manic laughter and silly costumes.chimpzy said:
ok... Square Enix, has lost it.... it looks like Merror's Edge plus a genneric Third Person Shooter... and the faces are too stactic...
Square Enix... why would you do this!? I can safetly say that I won't be buying this game. Unless everyone worships it at which point... I might rent it :3
It looks like what would happen if 989 Studios were still around, and decided to fuck up Twisted Metal Black...sans the vehicles of course.
Me too!drbarno said:
What in the hell did I just watch?! That looks insanely idiotic!
The first few seconds of the video looked like it was gonna be a setup for a sweet horror game based in a prison, but then it turned into morons in stupid get'up doing parkour and shooting eachother for... Whatever reason?
