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TheSchizoid

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No gameplay video but it looks like whoever thought this one up made the same or a similar game for Ubisoft from what I saw of the screenshots. And this one has clowns.


 

Romidude

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Euuuhhhgg...I've just fallen in love with Square Enix for Just Cause 2, why this? Why now?
 

Lightslei

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Wicky_42 said:
I almost thought it was going to be an obstacle course game, the number of times they highlighted vaulting and sliding! Everything about the premise fails - why on earth would you build suburbs on a distant world that's slated as a lawless prison for one thing?!
chimpzy said:
Not crazy enough. Needs more crazy. Needs more crazy, like "pulling a guitar out of your forehead and whacking someone over the head with it, who then literally splits open like a pinata, while a panel of judges consisting of the pope, Michael Jackson, Kim Jong-Il and a penguin hold up panels scoring the colorfulness of your kill" crazy.
Yeah, if it's trying to sell itself on the crazy factor, they need a bigger step up than manic laughter and silly costumes.

I think that would actually sell better then this.

No literally, I mean the crazier and more insane a game can be the more people would play it for the drug trip without drugs aspect right?
 

Eclectic Dreck

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Sturmdolch said:
I can't help but say that this game is exactly what is wrong with Square Enix, or Japanese games in general. Trying to be too hardcore. No thanks.
I'd say the problem is trying to be "hardcore" by making games for an audience they don't understand.
 

Jfswift

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I'm scared.. (kind of reminds me of thrill kill actually..)
 

bloodshed113094

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...is it me or did they have no good idea for a game and looked in a gaming magazine and saw the batman arkham city idea and make it a planet with no protagonist...
yeah, it's going to be a flop, or like MW2 is to me, as in 'crappy game with shit story, oh but wait it has a good multiplayer, that makes up for everything.' -.-
as soon as i heard people saying multiplayer made the game good, i lost all respect for you idiots who say halo sucks because its' not "realistic" or "fun" when MW2 has no idea what realism is with it's bullshit health system. In halo it made sense, shields hold up most of the armors defenses but once their down your shit out of luck till they recharge, but what excuse does CoD have, all humans have wolverines regenerative power, oh wait did i just prove it to be bullshit, i think i did. and whats with their ranking. Sure a new armor for killing makes sense, but getting better guns because you kill better? That would only make sense in bad company's plot line were the gov. wants them out of the way, or more accurately dead and would give them better ways to accidentally blow themselves up, but if you have a soldier whose that good at killing in real life, he would be put in a mental institute for liking to kill to much.
I really need to rant more often, i feel great =D
 

elcamino41383

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I am probably one of maybe...2 people on the thread that thinks this actually looks kind of fun. Haha. Xbox exclusive means I won't touch it, but...I'm honestly kind of interested...
 

SelectivelyEvil13

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-After watching video-

*Walks over to Xbox 360 and slaps it*

"Now go find your integrity."

Excuse me, ahem... But yeah, that looked awful. I would actually be offend if I only had an Xbox because this is the best the 360 can do for a new game?!? It looks like grasping at straws for good ideas once everyone gets Reach and/or Fable III.

**And it not only had to be a shooter, it had to be downright creepy to the level of insulting, didn't it?

***Not saying by some miracle it won't be good, but it just looks so... GAGHARGHA!!!
 

Nukey

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I'm just...just...confused. I mean that looked downright stupid.

Fuck, I need a bloody drink.
 

Tanis

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Twisted Metal: Japanese Running Man - THE GAME!


Dun-bun-llluuuuuuuuuuuuuunnn??
 

emeraldrafael

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Hmm.....

GAME OF THE YEAR!!!!!!

That game looks awesome! I cant wait, I'm going to play that game, i dont care what it takes.