OH LORD

[Ed130 The Vanguard]

Dwarf Fortress.

In no other game could you cause a zombie apocalypse followed by a magma flood as a simple seige counter.

In no other game could you systematically turn your entire fortress population into vampires or werebeasts.

In no other game could you simultaneously punch and strike with your elbow... on the same arm.

In no other game could you fight an ice spitting horse-sized cockroach with feathers.

In no other game could you breach the depths of hell from the surface, fight its denizens and have a chance of winning.

And in no other game could you arrange more elaborate deaths for nobles that step too far out of line.

Isn't that the game that players on the forums came up with a way to air-drown Mermaid babies birthed in a factory farm?

 

[gigastar]

Dwarf Fortress.

In no other game could you cause a zombie apocalypse followed by a magma flood as a simple seige counter.

In no other game could you systematically turn your entire fortress population into vampires or werebeasts.

In no other game could you simultaneously punch and strike with your elbow... on the same arm.

In no other game could you fight an ice spitting horse-sized cockroach with feathers.

In no other game could you breach the depths of hell from the surface, fight its denizens and have a chance of winning.

And in no other game could you arrange more elaborate deaths for nobles that step too far out of line.

Isn't that the game that players on the forums came up with a way to air-drown Mermaid babies birthed in a factory farm?

Yes, yes it is.

 

[AsurasEyes]

I'm not afraid to say that CoC is awesome. Frankly it's the second weirdest game I played. I played a dating sim wherein you are a girl who goes out with several pigeons in a world where the bird flu has wiped out humanity. It was... interesting if nothing else.

 

[saintdane05]

I love this game. DOes anyone have a favorite scene? Mine was the one where you are the sacrifice in Owcra.

Oh, you boring old normals... You ain't seen nothing yet. Enjoy the factory in the Mountains!

Just wait till the deep cave... Zetaz, you bastard...

 

[lacktheknack]

Time Fcuk. It's made by the same guy who made The Binding of Isaac, which is a good sign that you're about to get into something trippy. And it delivers.

Edmund McMillen, you are really...something. Really awesome. But also...something.

Time Fcuk remains the only game that has made me cry for pure "OH GOD WHY" reasons. It's pure nightmare fuel distilled and unleaded, but only if you think about it.

As for CoC, I haven't played and likely won't, but I have a friend who's told me about it.

It's basically "everything and the kitchen sink" for pansexual furries, if he described it right.

 

[Raven_Operative]

Reminds me a bit of when I played 'School Days'. I mean, like, the game (well, VN) had a very interesting story, and I loved the whole 'choose your own adventure' concept of it. And best of all, I got through almost the entire game without any sex scenes! BUT THEN EPISODE 4 HIT!

Spoiler

I got to an option where it asked me if I wanted to have sex with my girlfriend. I said no because I was playing for the story, not the porn, and wanted to avoid that as much as possible... But then the game was all like... NOPE! YOUR CHARACTER IS NOW SO HORNY THAT HE ASSISTS HIS FRIEND IN RAPING YOUR CLASSMATE! AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!

... what the fuck?!? This game was originally normal! How the hell did one decision lead to this?!?!

Needless to say, I've laid off the VNs for a while.

 

[lacktheknack]

Dwarf Fortress.

In no other game could you cause a zombie apocalypse followed by a magma flood as a simple seige counter.

In no other game could you systematically turn your entire fortress population into vampires or werebeasts.

In no other game could you simultaneously punch and strike with your elbow... on the same arm.

In no other game could you fight an ice spitting horse-sized cockroach with feathers.

In no other game could you breach the depths of hell from the surface, fight its denizens and have a chance of winning.

And in no other game could you arrange more elaborate deaths for nobles that step too far out of line.

Isn't that the game that players on the forums came up with a way to air-drown Mermaid babies birthed in a factory farm?

Yes. They be psychos on that forum, there. They also found that the most effective body armor for soldiers are babies. This goes exactly the way you think it does.

 

[D-Class 198482]

I'm not afraid to say that CoC is awesome. Frankly it's the second weirdest game I played. I played a dating sim wherein you are a girl who goes out with several pigeons in a world where the bird flu has wiped out humanity. It was... interesting if nothing else.

Are you speaking of Hatoful Boyfriend?

Time Fcuk remains the only game that has made me cry for pure "OH GOD WHY" reasons. It's pure nightmare fuel distilled and unleaded, but only if you think about it.

As for CoC, I haven't played and likely won't, but I have a friend who's told me about it.

It's basically "everything and the kitchen sink" for pansexual furries, if he described it right.

It's "everything and the kitchen sink" for anyone without a foot (i think, there may be a foot scene I have not discovered yet) fetish or a loli fetish.
Also, worms infesting your cock. This resulted in the strangest scene (if you met the Infested Hellhound while you had the worms you'll know what horrors I speak of)

 

[Alssadar]

Ah, yes, CoC. As far as internet games I've played go, it takes the cake for all the numerous amounts of strange...experiences that are possible for a player character.
Hentai/fetish games are perhaps some of the strangest out there, but someone's fapping to it.

 

[lacktheknack]

Time Fcuk remains the only game that has made me cry for pure "OH GOD WHY" reasons. It's pure nightmare fuel distilled and unleaded, but only if you think about it.

As for CoC, I haven't played and likely won't, but I have a friend who's told me about it.

It's basically "everything and the kitchen sink" for pansexual furries, if he described it right.

It's "everything and the kitchen sink" for anyone without a foot (i think, there may be a foot scene I have not discovered yet) fetish or a loli fetish.
Also, worms infesting your cock. This resulted in the strangest scene (if you met the Infested Hellhound while you had the worms you'll know what horrors I speak of)

As I said, not going to play it. And the words "worms infesting your cock" combined with "infested hellhound" and "strangest scene" give me chills in places I can't reach.

 

[D-Class 198482]

As I said, not going to play it. And the words "worms infesting your cock" combined with "infested hellhound" and "strangest scene" give me chills in places I can't reach.

To give you a rundown of it: The Infested Hellhound also has wangworms. The worms come out when something... 'releases' and whenever you lose in the game you get buttfucked, literally. I won't describe nor tell you exactly what happens (in order to do so I'd have to get the worms and find an Infested Hellhound again) but in order to put it simply: There were a lot of worms mentioned in the scene.

 

[Revnak_v1legacy]

I... Have played surprisingly few weird games. I guess this dissapoints me? C word I guess? That was odd. It just, it doesn't stand up to the weird comics I've read. Then again, I have read some of the absolute weirdest comics, so this honestly shouldn't surprise me.

 

[[REDACTED]]

Ah yes, CoC. During the embarrassingly long time I spent playing it, I shifted between states of mild arousal, deep confusion, and slack-jawed horror. It's like /b/ in video game form.

 

[Frission]

...

I just came here because of the capitalized title. Certainly it doesn't disappoint in the "OH GOD WHY" factor.

So, what is this Corruption of Champions? I'm sort of scared of searching for it, but I'm also pretty damn curious.

Anyway, I'm going to put down the Binding of Isaac. Spec Ops the Line for a different type of "oh god why why"

Anyway I'll just Google everything this thread mentions.

EDIT: Feel free to stop me just saying. I read the Korean comic about the ghost woman purely out of curiosity after all.

*shiver*

[small]that cracking sound... why why why[/small]

 

[[REDACTED]]

...

I just came here because of the capitalized title. Certainly it doesn't disappoint in the "OH GOD WHY" factor.

So, what is this Corruption of Champions? I'm sort of scared of searching for it, but I'm also pretty damn curious.

Anyway, I'm going to put down the Binding of Isaac. Spec Ops the Line for a different type of "oh god why why"

Anyway I'll just Google everything this thread mentions.

Have fun! We'll be waiting for your return with free therapy and brain bleach.

 

[LobsterFeng]

I haven't played the game myself but watching Yahtzee play Curse of Enchantia was pretty dang weird:

 

[Pandaman1911]

Okay. So. I found a game by dicking around on deviantArt by the name of 'Corruption of Champions'. Started playing it and
JE
SUS
FUCK
this game is so goddamn full of so many fetishes it's IMPOSSIBLE
Hermaphrodites? Check.
Bull-wangs? Check.
Tentacles? Check.
In fact, the only thing I think it doesn't have in here is a foot fetish.
OKAY WHAT - *$&Y$*#&*#U$
Although let me just say: playing as a shark/minotaur cross is fuckin' amazing. But back to the point
WAT
WAT
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA --
Post weird/disturbing games you've played before and/or your experiences with Corruption of Champions if you have any.

Oh DUDE it's awesome, right?! I always play the game wrong and go for pure combat runs with like 100% of all the "good" stats and 0% for all the "bad" stats. Too bad there's not actually a game to beat. At least, as of the version I played. Hang on, I'll go check again.

 

[Hagi]

I'm somewhat disturbed about the number of people intimately aware of this game...

Seriously, how the hell do you come across something like that and then go "Yeah... I'll play that for several hours more now my initial curiosity has been satisfied".

 

[Lugbzurg]

Why not have a look at what PBG has to say on the matter?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3q9wzVcziwA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pp-NMXT68bY
Those "Parodyus" games are especially strange...

Conker's Bad Fur Day can also be pretty weird. And I was just hearing someone talk about how strange the bosses and baddies were in Mega Bomberman.

Oh, and this game exists, too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-hB4KZ_RcQ

 

[Dwarfman]

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Ahhhh yes CoC. You really need to be in the 'wrong' frame of mind to play that game if you know what I mean. A little too much furry and beastiality for my tastes but an entertaining enough game.