OH M GOD YOU GODDAMN NOOB!

[omega_peaches]

Think about the last online multiplayer game you have played.
Done? Okay, now, in that game, what makes you a noob?
For me, Black Ops.
AK74u, Grip+Rapid Fire.
No, I do not mind the FAMAS.

 

[Fishyash]

Think about the last online multiplayer game you have played.
Done? Okay, now, in that game, what makes you a noob?
For me, Black Ops.
AK74u, Grip+Rapid Fire.
No, I do not mind the FAMAS.

Get an M60

Edit: Oh my goodness I forgot to contribute.

I like to kite a lot on my hunter in WoW, which annoys all the bad players.

Basically, I constantly run away from people and engage them at max range so they have trouble hitting me.

 

[Free Thinker]

League of Legends. Playing Vladimir. Talk about easy mode. May the Gaming Gods have mercy on my soul.

 

[AugustFall]

My embarrassing K in CoD.

Also my lack of character customisation and skill at Battlefield Heroes, but I'm still usually 1st or 2nd in points.

 

[Armored Prayer]

Lets see Halo: Reach.

I camp with the Focus Rifle and Plasma Launcher while cloaked. Does that count as noobish?

 

[random_bars]

Using the car in Brutal Legend, apparently. Ehh. The only noob tactic in that game is spamming one kind of unit, IMO. And it's easily counterable, too, so a bit pointless really.

 

[Chased]

L4D2: Starting the "concert" in survival before people were ready. I don't do it anymore but I would sometimes only have a minute or two to play.

 

[jobobob]

The noobs are people who use guns out of some sense of morality, I use a famas flamethrower, and rpg: Play to win.

 

[hittite]

The fact that I don't have a lot of time to play and I'm not very good.

 

[wolf thing]

starcraft 2. dark templar. got call a noob and a cheater and this was right after he used them.

 

[Erana]

Think about the last online multiplayer game you have played.
Done? Okay, now, in that game, what makes you a noob?
For me, Black Ops.
AK74u, Grip+Rapid Fire.
No, I do not mind the FAMAS.

Get an M60

Edit: Oh my goodness I forgot to contribute.

I like to kite a lot on my hunter in WoW, which annoys all the bad players.

Basically, I constantly run away from people and engage them at max range so they have trouble hitting me.

Someone did that to me once...
I just started running the other way, and we wound up with a mage chasing my death knight. It was hilarious until I wound up running off a cliff.
They were so confused.

But yeah, I find snipers on TF2 playing on servers far below their skill level just... n00bish. I know it takes time to develop the ability to snipe that well, but its really unpleasant when a single player is messing up the balance for everyone else. Other classes can do this, too, but the sniper is the usual suspect.
That goes for any game, actually. Its worse when the power of a character is based on level rather than skill, like the lowbie campers in MMORPGs.

 

[newfoundsky]

Lets see Halo: Reach.

I camp with the Focus Rifle and Plasma Launcher while cloaked. Does that count as noobish?

That's not even game breaking! Noob is using any kind of precision weapon, because it to hard to use the map/flank/armorpower/etc to get close to you. I mean, unless your a noob and use the rocket launcher like a noob who is a noob.

Sarcasm is lovely.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

A lot of people consider the Cloak and Dagger in TF2 to be overpowered, with its wonderful cloak and the fact that standing still causes you to regain cloak, getting a virtually unlimited amount.

 

[omega_peaches]

The noobs are people who use guns out of some sense of morality, I use a famas flamethrower, and rpg: Play to win.

The reason I don't use the flamethrower/rpg/74u is because I don't want to be playing Multiplayer on recruit.
Also, when I'm against people with setups similar to yours, I pull out my flak jacket pro.

 

[gigastar]

Team Fortress 2, according to some people, anything. One shining example was shortly after the WAR Update [http://www.teamfortress.com/war/part1/index.htm] and I got my bloody man-hands on a Direct Hit. After some trail/error I got used to how it worked and racked up consistent kill streaks and about half a dozen dominations.

The 'noob' part comes in when I noticed someone was specifically coming after me. after two dozen or so failures in one of my lives, he finally cornered me with a FaN and killed me.

The guy then proceeded to call me a noob through the chat in block caps then immeadiatly left the server afterwards.

 

[Grimlock Fett]

Noobtubers and game quitters! The only reason to quit is if the connection is terrible or you join a CTF on nuke town and the other team is avoiding getting the final capture so they can get kill streaks and repeatedly spawn kill you! Worst join session in progress EVER!

 

[zehydra]

Team Fortress 2, according to some people, anything. One shining example was shortly after the WAR Update [http://www.teamfortress.com/war/part1/index.htm] and I got my bloody man-hands on a Direct Hit. After some trail/error I got used to how it worked and racked up consistent kill streaks and about half a dozen dominations.

The 'noob' part comes in when I noticed someone was specifically coming after me. after two dozen or so failures in one of my lives, he finally cornered me with a FaN and killed me.

The guy then proceeded to call me a noob through the chat in block caps then immeadiatly left the server afterwards.

let me expand this by saying in every multiplayer game, (not just Team Fortress 2), anything will make you a noob. Saying "noob" is really just the rage talking. Don't even bother trying to come up with a rational justification for labeling this and that as noobish and pro. It's all bullshit.

 

[flaming_squirrel]

Think about the last online multiplayer game you have played.
Done? Okay, now, in that game, what makes you a noob?
For me, Black Ops.
AK74u, Grip+Rapid Fire.
No, I do not mind the FAMAS.

MPL, rapid fire, SoH > AK74u


Corner campers with ghost on the other hand are the spawn of satan.

 

[TheNewDemoman]

Think about the last online multiplayer game you have played.
Done? Okay, now, in that game, what makes you a noob?
For me, Black Ops.
AK74u, Grip+Rapid Fire.
No, I do not mind the FAMAS.

I still use it...... just because that is the only way to stay competitive xD.


Well for me it's in Demon Souls, scraping spear+baby nail. Gosh that ruined by day sooo many times