Oh no! Radiation have warped your quantum singularity structure inducing rapid metamorphosis!

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[Cold-Shoulder]

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Don't think too much on the title of this thread.
I'm suffering from a slight case of sleep deprivation and a momentary loss of sanity so apologies if I'm not making the slightest bit of sense.
Time:
In the not so distant future (one day from now to be exact).

The situation:
After a hard days work you decided to treat yourself to nice meal of pea soup from a local restaurant.

Plot twist
A accidental mix up in orders have caused you to end up with a steaming bowl of toxic waste without your knowledge of it.
After consuming the tasty meal, instead of dying you ended up with super powers (I'm original :D ).
The powers you gained are almost exactly the same as that of Bruce Banners from "The Hulk" but you transform into something different when enraged.
My question is what/who would you change into?
It can be anyone or anything such as Elmo, Chuck Norris, Rick Astley, Captain Chaosify Cthulhu or even a can of baked beans.
Another optional question is what would you do when you're someone or something else.
 

Marter

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Pinsir, because Pinsir is the law. I would start demolishing buildings, (the ones that were marked for destruction), with my new found Guillotine powers.
 

Quaxar

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Whoa, that's a strange company that delivers soup and toxic waste!
I wanna become Rick Astley, but only when I sing "never gonna give you up"

It'd be the perfect roll'n'run crime.
 

jasoncyrus

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Quaxar said:
Whoa, that's a strange company that delivers soup and toxic waste!
I wanna become Rick Astley, but only when I sing "never gonan give you up"

It'd be the perfect roll'n'run crime.
Ah damn ninja'd I was gonna say Rick Astley lol!

Umm I'd probably go with Drugman...the way Peanut describes him. Unfurl my cape in a big puff of white smoke! lol
 

Grayjack

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I would become an all powerful demon with enough power to destroy universes. The power to turn thing into tasty burgers would be nice as well.
 

delet

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Off the top of my head...
[IMG width-400]http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t123/abysalreaver/b4a9f3c8a8f344b941777849a8345d77.jpg[/IMG]

That'd be fun...
 

jasoncyrus

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Aby_Z said:
Off the top of my head...
[IMG width-400]http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t123/abysalreaver/b4a9f3c8a8f344b941777849a8345d77.jpg[/IMG]

That'd be fun...
WTH is THAT?...Looks awesome indeed.
 

Project_Omega

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[Cold-Shoulder said:
]Don't think too much on the title of this thread.
I'm suffering from a slight case of sleep deprivation and a momentary loss of sanity so apologies if I'm not making the slightest bit of sense.
Time:
In the not so distant future (one day from now to be exact).

The situation:
After a hard days work you decided to treat yourself to nice meal of pea soup from a local restaurant.

Plot twist
A accidental mix up in orders have caused you to end up with a steaming bowl of toxic waste without your knowledge of it.
After consuming the tasty meal, instead of dying you ended up with super powers (I'm original :D ).
The powers you gained are almost exactly the same as that of Bruce Banners from "The Hulk" but you transform into something different when enraged.
My question is what/who would you change into?
It can be anyone or anything such as Elmo, Chuck Norris, Rick Astley, Captain Chaosify Cthulhu or even a can of baked beans.
Another optional question is what would you do when you're someone or something else.


I Turn into Chuck Norris, because I would be chuck norris if I could!
 

TheNumber1Zero

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Sheogorath I suppose.

I would go about bringing Mayhem and killing any who dare attempt to grow a beard.
 

Luke5515

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I'd become pea soup looking toxic waste, and the cycle would repete forever!!
 

lacktheknack

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A quantum anomaly that can fly, do hilarious amounts of damage, teleport, and is indestructible.

Did I win?
 

BuchalBainne

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I would turn into the 'Small Asian Woman'.



Nobody suspects the Small Asian Woman to be carrying all sorts of killing devices and she shoots lasers out of her eyes!