Oh no! Radiation have warped your quantum singularity structure inducing rapid metamorphosis!

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An imp from ZP. Then I could do things. And stuff.

Yeah...
 

Kingsman

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Let me get this straight.

I can change into some THING, but I would only be able to hold this transformation for a limited period of time.

And most of you would choose to become gods of destruction so that you can have your humanity return to a post-apocalyptic nightmare. Repeatedly.

...You guys have no tact. At all.

I would rather choose someone who could see the future, go back in time, and write down the winning sports teams, dogs, and horses in any and all betting stations with a little note including instructions before being switched with my original persona.

Someone like, say, the main character from Braid.

Then I buy a bomb shelter, a satellite system, a private army, and several other secret bases in preparation for the coming apocalypse that you other geniuses are going to screw the world with.
 

Biosophilogical

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Well, to stop you guys from destroying the world, I guess I'd go with a 'God of Life'. That way, when the world starts crumbling around me, I go God mode, and fix everything ... also, my vegetable garden would be quite successful. And on top of that, I could create new forms of life, like musical flowers, or vegetarian wolves that poop chocolate.
 

Ekonk

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A Colossus.

But without the magical weak point.

Those things are a goddamn liability.
 

Invaderbrim

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Jark212 said:
I'd turn into this:



[HEADING=2]A Bloodthirster[/HEADING]
That marine seems to be in trouble

OT: I would become Mr. T. Using my powers of ultimate pity I would abolish all fools in the known universe, thus, saving us all. FOOL!
 

Sir Kemper

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A handsome, charismatic, and sophisticated man.


Or some big monster thing, that would work too.
 

Emperor Platypus

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'Oh no! Radiation have warped your quantum singularity structure inducing rapid metamorphosis!'

That does indeed sound like an OW NOES situation.

I'd Change into a Hippopotamus........... a flying Hippopotamus. Why? Because no one messes with a flying Hippopotamus.

Also capin Rob's choice comes in a close second spot.
 

Spaghetti

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I'd turn into this charming fellow, desk and all:

Shortly before announcing that it's time for something completley different...
Not everyone turns into monsters when they're angry you know. Some of us less lucky folk turn into announcers for the BBC
 

Free Thinker

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I would become the greatest villain, with the best hair-do, best style, and who must always be present....
ALBERT WESKER!!!!!
 

Mr.Black

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SakSak said:


Such pwnage is waiting to happen. Yeah, please, make me lose my temper. I'll crush the planet if I want to using nothing but my mind!

Or make everyone worship me, whatever. Both work fine.
While the God Emperor is pretty awesome, isn't he just a shell of a man with only his mind kept alive?

I'd transform into the dinobot Grimlock.
 

Zacharine

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Mr.Black said:
SakSak said:


Such pwnage is waiting to happen. Yeah, please, make me lose my temper. I'll crush the planet if I want to using nothing but my mind!

Or make everyone worship me, whatever. Both work fine.
While the God Emperor is pretty awesome, isn't he just a shell of a man with only his mind kept alive?

I'd transform into the dinobot Grimlock.
well yes, but once I transform, where would be the local version of Horus to strike me down and forcemy ascension to the Golden Throne? Of course I would transform into the Emperor as he was in his prime...
 

BonsaiK

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My question is what/who would you change into?
Vladimir Putin!


The man can do anything. What other choice is there?
 

Abedeus

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MORTIVERSE!!!

http://www.enworld.org/forum/2873260-post1.html

Hell, this monster's gravity field is powerful enough to kill thousands of galaxies just by coming near them and pulling them with massive power towards him.

According to the author of this beast, its size is 32x the Universe's. Oh, and if it dies permanently by being killed from another dimension or universe, it collapses on itself and makes another Big Bang.
 

LANCE420

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BonsaiK said:
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My question is what/who would you change into?
Vladimir Putin!


The man can do anything. What other choice is there?
What kind of red, pinko, commie, ex-KGB shit is this?
BTW, I'd metamorphed into those hot russsian broads' boyfriend.

EDIT: I do have respect for Putin though.
 

Daniel_Rosamilia

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I believe, after careful consideration, and weighing up of certain pros and cons...

Oh, fuck this shit, it was the first thing to come into my head:
Lt Shane M. Schofield.

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AND NO GOOGLING!!!!!!!!