OH NO, the developer of your favorite game is trying to take over the world!

[nuba km]

OH NO, the developer of your favorite game is trying to take over the world! Not only that but they are also doing in a way that has to do with your favorite game.

So who is taking over the world for you?
How are they doing it?
How surprised are you about this?
And if they succeed will you accept your new overlords?

for me gear box is trying to take over the world, with lots of guns. I am surprised they would have access to so many advanced guns without some country stopping them, and yes I will accept my new overlords because why would I cross somebody who could unleash crawmerax.

Spoiler: crawmerax

 

[Tuesday Night Fever]

The developer of my favorite game doesn't exist anymore...

...or maybe that's just what they wanted me to think...

 

[Dr. Paine]

I, for one, welcome our new Valve overlords!

You'd think we'd be prepared for them offering surrender to our interdimensional alien attackers, but I guess not. At least they're still making games, and now they distribute goods, too. They're pretty even about it, actually, everyone gets what they need. No more, no less. Criminals are sent to scientific testing facilities, either to have new diseases and drugs tested on them, test out new weaponry, or just to entertain the new AI overseer they've built in Cleveland, so prison overcrowding is finally dealt with.

But you don't need to worry too much, just don't make any fat jokes, and- aw damn it. They're coming for me. See you on the streets, citizens!

 

[Strain42]

"SquareSoft? You're back? Oh but I...this is too soon. Don't you understand? I have already left your warm embrace when I assumed you were dead. I tried to seek comfort in your younger sister Square Enix, but it's clear that she doesn't love me. And I don't love her.

I love Atlus now, and you're just going to have to accept that.

What's that? Another Mana game? I'm sorry but...have you seen your sister's work? Dawn and Heroes. I'm sorry but...this is good bye.

Damn it man, don't see SquareSoft see you cry...

I have to go now..."

annnnnndddddd...SCENE.

What do you think? That's my audition tape

...Somehow I slipped away from the whole taking over the world thing and turned this into a soap opera.

 

[RedEyesBlackGamer]

Atlus has finally made its move. This doesn't surprise me. They were already amassing an army in the form of the "Atlus Faithful".
Thy would shove any dissenters into tvs to be killed by their inner conflict made flesh. (Alternatively, with Nazi mobile suits and a resurrected Hitler.)
I'm not surprised in the least. I have described some of their work as demented genius, so world domination wasn't far behind.
I accept my new overlords, I am already a member of their flock.

 

[ohnoitsabear]

I wake up. At first, everything seems normal. I'm in my house, everything is where it's supposed to be, and there's no monster waiting between my bedroom and the bathroom. But then, I go up the stairs to have some Lucky Charms, when I glance out a window and, to my complete surprise, I see this:

Spoiler

Unwilling to be ruled by Todd Howard and his horrific army, I grab the conveniently placed sword and run outside to do battle with the monsters from my deepest nightmares, only to be slaughtered immediately because my long blade and unarmored skills are horrifically low.

 

[Eddie the head]

An army of people armed with sheepinator's and R.Y.N.O's. Or a clever plan to turn our house hold pets into monsters then save us form them so they look good.

 

[Leemaster777]

So, Irrational Games takes over the world by use of ADAM and splicers? Count me in!

Just hand me some First Aid Kits, the Natural Camouflage tonic, and Electrobolt, and I'm golden.

 

[The_Lost_King]

Either Oh shit Reapers and Heretics RUN!!!!!!
or maybe Oh shit Darkspawn RUN!!!!!
possibly Oh Shit Deathclaws RUN!!!!!!

 

[Crazy]

They have a giant slingshot, so of course they achieve world domination.

 

[MASTACHIEFPWN]

Bungi has been at that for a while,
Team Garry? Good luck with that. They can barley even handle the pirates! But when they can get some of them, it's always in a hilarious/troll manner.

 

[daveman247]

I second bungie. Its even in there goals as a company

 

[Terminate421]

Bungie already had plans. Let them take over the world.

 

[Owyn_Merrilin]

Sid Meier is taking over the world? You know, how can we even be sure he hasn't done it already? His games are so addictive they make WoW look less like a rock of crack and more like a plain old rock. And I guess I would accept my new overlord; I can't see him taking over the world through any method that doesn't involve enslaving people by making the best game of all time and letting them play it, so sure, sign me up -- just let me have my soma that game.

 

[CM156_v1legacy]

Obsidian is taking over the world?

With a silver sword?

Ok. I can live with that. All hail the Knight-Captain!

 

[deathnoteoa]

I cast my vote for Obsidian also. Just watch out for the guy running around with an anti-material rifle and a fat man.

 

[oZode]

Defy chris swayer and expect to be forced onto a launched rollercoaster bound to crash.

Expect 11 lateral G rollercoasters and themeparks with only one restroom. And god forbid you say something negative about the world sized themepark. Then it is off to being picked up and thrown into the middle of the ocean with you!

I dunno what I'd do. He can build a rollercoaster at will and grab you at any time he feels like it and kill you through drowning in a sea or being forced to ride the 30 ft tall launched freefalll that goes at 100 Mph.

 

[BOOM headshot65]

So, Eidos is using Rico, the ultimate badass, from Just Cause 2 to take over the world. I have 1 condition:

1) I get to be Rico, the unkillable ultimate badass, and get all of his equipment.

Now then....

UNLEASH THE GRAPPLING HOOKS OF DOOM!!!

 

[Texas Joker 52]

They have a giant slingshot, so of course they achieve world domination.

Bungi has been at that for a while,

I second bungie. Its even in there goals as a company

Bungie already had plans. Let them take over the world.

Ah, wonderful Bungie and your Seven Steps to World Domination. God knows I can't wait to see that giant slingshot throwing people into the sun.

Honestly, I loved Halo, I love Bungie and they will always be one of my top 5 favorite game developers. I just wish they still had the rights to Halo, and could stop the obvious cash-grab that is Halo 4. Or at least, make me feel a little better about it getting made, since it IS their baby after all. Just me though.

 

[Terminate421]

They have a giant slingshot, so of course they achieve world domination.

Bungi has been at that for a while,

I second bungie. Its even in there goals as a company

Bungie already had plans. Let them take over the world.

Ah, wonderful Bungie and your Seven Steps to World Domination. God knows I can't wait to see that giant slingshot throwing people into the sun.

Honestly, I loved Halo, I love Bungie and they will always be one of my top 5 favorite game developers. I just wish they still had the rights to Halo, and could stop the obvious cash-grab that is Halo 4. Or at least, make me feel a little better about it getting made, since it IS their baby after all. Just me though.

Theoretically they do have the rights. If they want to do a Halo project, they just have to give Microsoft the heads up and they can do it, seeing as how they've had a solid track record and have not made one single bad game with it ever. (Plus they created it) It would make sense for Microsoft to say "Go do what you want!" with it.