OH NO! you just died!

[NiPah]

I would challenge him to a game of "The Game".

 

[soren7550]

The not being the grim reaper game.
Wow, that was easy.

I'd probably pick something along similar/stupid lines, such as whoever has more body fat, or who has the bigger vagina wins.

 

[shrekfan246]

I would choose Calvin ball, i have the feeling he'll just give up five minutes in.

The score is Q to 12!

But you didn't count on him having a ghost ringer at 30th base! Now the score is Q to Pie[sup]2[/sup]!

OT: How about a speed-run of Sonic 3 & Knuckles including all Chaos + Super Emeralds? I bet I could win that. Death doesn't seem like a Sonic fan.

[sub]Dohohoho.[/sub]

 

[Kyr Knightbane]

I'd challenge him to a belching contest.

No esophagus or stomach so he loses.
I'll just chug a code red and be back alive again.

 

[kommando367]

Airhockey, Darts, or volleyball. Though I'm best at airhockey.

Second choice would have been who has larger balls.

 

[IamLEAM1983]

Text-based RPG. My setting, my rules. No godmodes allowed. If Death's character dies, I earn immortality.

Me winning is guaranteed because of the No Godmodes rule. Plus, text-based RPGs can be rather long...

Death: "Can we hurry it up, I'm way behind on schedule..."

Me: "Oh, come on! We're six chapters in, at a hundred pages a pop, and our characters haven't even met yet! Give it time!"

Death: "You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?"

Me: "For whatever reason would you say this?" *innocent blink*

He'd give up after a couple years. ^^

 

[Strazdas]

ElastoMania
if anyone still remmeber it kudos to you.

I could also challenge it to make friends in online games, because i got 700 people contact list for a reason.....

 

[the darknees abyss]

Mario kart I beat the crap out of him

 

[GundamSentinel]

Tower of Hanoi with 64 disks, the guy with the last move wins. One game will only take 585 billion years. Hopefully the grim reaper will give up because of his stacking work load. I'm dead anyway, I can be patient.

 

[Adultism]

THE GAME.

Because I have short-term memory and he just lost it! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Immortality here I come!

EDIT: Alternatively, I'd challenge him to the Game of Life; I bet he'd be PRETTY bad at it.

I was about to use that pun and you stole it from me, right under my nose.

Yeah but what he said. Game of life blah blah blah.

In all seriousness though I'd have to say thumb wrestling because he has bone fingers. I'll just break his bones.

 

[TheLazyGeek]

I would challenge Death to a game of "Rip off Death's arm and beat them with it until they allow me to live" I've only been able to play twice though.

 

[Shoggoth2588]

What about a drinking game?
I bet I'd win that.

Read more Discworld...then again The Death of Discworld isn't our Death...probably. Either way this post gave me a great mental image from Mort I think (read Mort specifically by the way)

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I dunno, probably something like Mario Kart, Balloon Battle Mode best 2 out of 3 squared. By which I mean we would play 2/3 rounds in the Super Nintendo, N64 and, Gamecube games (unless he or I win SNES and N64 consecutively).

 

[BlackStar42]

I'd pick up my old Six Samurai deck and challenge him to a game of Yugioh. Failing that... Well, I suck at chess, so I'd challenge him to a game of Fanorona.

 

[AngloDoom]

"Who can pull the most facial expressions?" seems like a solid bet.

If not, Mousetrap. Even if I fail, I'll be so delighted to see the little contraption work I really wouldn't mind.

 

[Not Matt]

bubblegum bubble blowing competition.
that must sound really stupid but he is death. he doesn't have any checks or lips or a bottom in is lower jaw. so the gum would just fall out and i win.

 

[K84]

I sincerely hope it's the Death from Bill and Ted.
We'd play many a game, which i'd win and end up beeing in a rightous band together and shredding the most bodacious tunes.

 

[MeChaNiZ3D]

Noughts and Crosses, if I get to go first. I know how to only ever win or tie, so it's a matter of perseverance. And let's face it, my life is on the line and he's a busy man. I'm going to outlast him.

If not, Armored Core V. I highly doubt he's played before, and with that being the case, he has no fucking idea about attitude control effecting fire rate, defence thresholds, armour breaking, glide boost turning or even EN supply capacity. And if I take my fortress quad or featherweight sniper on Marine Facility, shotgun/handgun MW on Executive Sector or my tank virtually anywhere else, he has no chance.

And if I feel like a mindfuck, I'll challenge him to a game of losing. Whoever loses wins.

But guise, don't be slack and challenge him to eating, drinking, making facial expressions, that's just cheap. Come on.

 

[Blunderboy]

Minecraft. There is no way to lose.

Or this.

I'd challenge him to The Ultimate Game of course.

[footnote]Psst!!! The best campaigns NEVER end![/footnote]