Oh no, your avatar has attacked!

[BrownGaijin]

On the down side he's immortal. On the plus side he's Keitaro.

 

[LCP]

Nazi general from a humor movie. Get me some oil or banana peels!

He's going to try to beat me with that phone to death. Maybe call reinforcements....

 

[Uszi]

John Marston will probably put a dozen extra large holes in my torso in 2 seconds flat without a moment's hesitation, and then complain about how he's left that life behind and he feels really, really, really, really crumby about having to do this to me.

 

[lvl9000_woot]

I feel sorry for my avatar, I really do, apparently it's been eaten, has eaten me, has had sex with me, has killed the vice president of the United States and god knows what else, do we still find these threads amusing?

No I don't. I was going to complain first but I think you beat me to it.

 

[MartianWarMachine]

So, I'm being hunted down by a literally bloodthirsty Martian? In a big metal war machine?

...But I like my blood!

 

[Naheal]

She wouldn't kill me. I'll wish I were dead, but I wouldn't die. I'd just have a new friend. Whether I liked it or not.

 

[Mr. Omega]

Bullseye is trying to kill me?
...Nice knowing you guys.

 

[El Poncho]

Squirtle used water gun!

It's Not very effective.

Ross got wet.

 

[Cain_Zeros]

Well, I'm fucked either way but... Is it the avatar, or the character I'm using it as a reference image for the appearance of?

 

[imnot]

*is run over by a train*

 

[joshthor]

mine is a baby. im pretty sure i can kill a baby.

 

[Asuka Soryu]

I can't lose to myself~ Ha ha!

 

[Rewdalf]

I'm fucked.

 

[vxicepickxv]

All I need is a bedrock wall, or some creepers, and we should be fine.

 

[Nouw]

I am more fucked than any of you guys combined.
Shite.

At least you die in a badass fashion.
"I'm a badass, YOU'RE A GOODASS!"

Anyway, my avatar is a Clown Paratrooper. Considering that he's a soldier and has been trained to kill people, I'm fucked. But then again, I could dress up as a civilian and court-martial him!

 

[RockOn3906]

Your avatar has come to life and is trying to murder you for showing their image to everybody on the planet, how screwed are you?

On a scale of 1 - 10 ( "not at all" - "absolutely" ), about -2: -1 for "Shotgun" & -1 more for "Ice", two things readily available at my house RIGHT NOW.

 

[Zenomorph]

umm yeah I'm probably going to end up either face raped by one of his/her lil buddies or I'm going to get brutally slaughtered in a magnificent cornucopia of pointy edges and spurting blood.

 

[LCP]

Ill survive a few mins, because she will bloody PLAY with me in the same way a cat plays with a dying mouse.

*squints*

what is it?

 

[Sjakie]

i'll just whack smithers with a stick....

i will be in more trouble if he releases the hounds