Oh no, your avatar has attacked!

[fgdfgdgd]

I am more fucked than any of you guys combined.
Shite.

O rly? I beg to differ.

 

[Arkeotype]

Sweet! do you think he'll share that beer with me?

 

[Zinaxos]

So screwed, Red is unstoppable. Especially when he is BATMAN!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrcBMLC2fFQ

 

[The Funslinger]

Hmm, a hunter. This might go badly.

On the other hand, my best hunter kill was turning a corner, and staring down a corridor, where it instantly jumped me and I took it out with a shotgun headshot. Let the games begin.

 

[Bender Rodriguez]

He wouldn't mind, he strives for fame!

 

[RuralGamer]

Yeah, I'm pretty dead - laser guided bomb through my window...

 

[Leftnt Sharpe]

Hey what are those things coming down from the sky? *Mushroom clouds everywhere*

 

[JWAN]

No matter how fast you can run/ski you can never escape. He is faster, bigger and meaner than anything else on the planet and he will use a bone from your body to pick his teeth.

Truly the perfect weapon

 

[Zykon TheLich]

Fortunately this plane of existance doesn't have a high enough magic level for him to exist. If it was on his home turf I'd be screwed, but at least I'd get to come back and eat someones brains...or maybe get handed over to Tsukiko the necroph...er...necromancer.

 

[Atmos Duality]

It's a dragon. I suppose if he keeps this up, I'll have to Unsummon him.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

China....
With his Wok Of Doom....
Yeah, I'm pretty much anally fucked.

 

[Timberwolf0924]

Garrus Vakarian

Spoiler

He shoots people while thinking of shoes, I'm dead.

 

[Life_Is_A_Mess]

... why did the TV stop working?... I'll just go to my pc to surf the internet... stopped working too... heh, kinda nervous... maybe I'll turn on the radio... Stopped working? Ok... no sweat... I'll just listen to some music... NOT WORKING TOO?!? AAAAAGH IT'S KILLING ME!!! WHY? WHY ME?!? NOOOOOOOOOOO, I NEED INERNETZ AND CONECSHUNS!!!! D:

- EMP strikes again...

 

[Chefodeath]

I think if I turned on some music for him, he'd be pretty chill just to dance.

 

[karatekid19]

Engineer: Erecting a sent... (sees broken sentry) awww.
I feel sorry for him and help him fix it. We become friends, and I help him kill RED team

 

[PunkyMcGee]

I'd show him my front kick, maybe he'll see that i'm good (or not, and kill me even harder)

http://axecop.com/index.php/acask/read/ask_axe_cop_11/

 

[jawakiller]

My avatar, if he survives, would kick my ass, the police forces, nikko's, national guard's, army's, british navy's and the wal-mart manager's ass too. Jawas suck. Like, really bad.

 

[oldskoolandi]

I, uh, drown in 'horse pop'. Bad times.