Megaman Zero and the spirit of Copy X is out to rape me in the ass and shove sharp, unsavory objects into my throat, out my rectum and attempt to floss me to death!
Oscar Wilde? I'm sure he wouldn't really be much more than a nuisance, writing the ocassional libel about me, but one way or another, a price to pay for having him back.
I am fighting an undead warlock who gleefully kills/maims people, and will randomly break into song while doing it. Though he might raise me as a zombie/skeleton...
I suppose the essence of the company would gain sentience and try to remind me every 5 minutes how awesome the 32X and Saturn are and that I should buy them again, while sporadically making "pewpewpew" sounds at me with a Menacer light gun.
My avatar's only strength is to create plans that have as much use as a pillow stuffed with kittens. So I imagine by the time his plan came through, I could have legged it out of there and somewhere safe.
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