Oh noez, the internet is going down in 24 hours!

[Ice Car]

You now have only 24 more hours to use the internet before it goes down... FOREVER! What do you do? Note, this means 24 hours from now, not 24 full hours to use as you please whenever. This is a completely hypothetical situation, no the internet is not going down in 24 hours, you can calm down now. And no, there is nothing you can do to stop the internet from going down.

I'd do as many google searches as possible and print out as many wikipedia pages as I can, then do what I usually do. Then weep when the end of the day comes.

 

[Distorted Stu]

MUST...GATHER...PORN....AND....TORRENT...EVERYTHING!

My first reaction to the situation

 

[K9unittp]

Porn... lots of porn...

 

[LuckyClover95]

Find out every piece of information I ever wanted, porn and music.

 

[Cherry Cola]

Order a fuckton of stuff from Amazon.

 

[Lectori Salutem]

You now have only 24 more hours to use the internet before it goes down... FOREVER! What do you do? Note, this means 24 hours from now, not 24 full hours to use as you please whenever. This is a completely hypothetical situation, no the internet is not going down in 24 hours, you can calm down now.

I'd do as many google searches as possible and print out as many wikipedia pages as I can, then do what I usually do. Then weep when the end of the day comes.

Why waste time on printing?
Gather as many computers as possible and open every page you can think of.
Or try to completely back up as many sites as possible.

 

[DanielBrown]

Well, without being dishonest...
Download porn. Lots of it.

 

[Blunderboy]

Find out every piece of information I ever wanted, porn and music.

Pretty much this really. Also, use it to talk to those people I know and love who live too far away to make the usual methods of talking practical to use all the time.

 

[Herbsk]

What other use does the internet have besides porn???

 

[raklin]

An vertiable sea of high class pornography.

This is the internet, after all, and it *IS* for porn. Someone must step forward and preserve the legacy of the internet for future generations of young single men.

 

[Jedamethis]

Find out where people live and find some way to communicate with no internet and no money.

 

[dslatch]

as the wise people above have said porn.

 

[Ice Car]

You now have only 24 more hours to use the internet before it goes down... FOREVER! What do you do? Note, this means 24 hours from now, not 24 full hours to use as you please whenever. This is a completely hypothetical situation, no the internet is not going down in 24 hours, you can calm down now.

I'd do as many google searches as possible and print out as many wikipedia pages as I can, then do what I usually do. Then weep when the end of the day comes.

Why waste time on printing?
Gather as many computers as possible and open every page you can think of.
Or try to completely back up as many sites as possible.

Well I suppose... But I can't do all that shit by myself.

 

[Serving UpSmiles]

If the internet was truly going to go down in a few hours I'd pressume most websites would take themselves down, Anyways download a few games off steam, then HMV will have everything I need, except...you know...porn.


*Thanks Korean Gangsters!

 

[The Rockerfly]

Download the Nyan cat video
and look up illegal stuff

 

[kidd25]

download every episode of everything on escapist, and order every good magizine...i can{t say porn if 700 gigs only last like a months.

 

[9thRequiem]

An vertiable sea of high class pornography.

This is the internet, after all, and it *IS* for porn. Someone must step forward and preserve the legacy of the internet for future generations of young single men.

I'm pretty sure that one of the Fallout vault experiments was filled with all of the pre-war porns ...

 

[Dutch 924]

Get the phone numbers of all my friends on Facebook, then find all the films and songs I've wanted and burn them onto CDs and DVDs. I'd also write down all the articles from this website; someone's gonna have to keep intelligence going

 

[emeraldrafael]

Not care?

yeha, I'll go with that. Most likely, I'd be ont he escapist, just chatting it up and then gettign pissed when I hit post and the internet dropped, making me lose my final words.

 

[Malo_Tux]

Porn gathering