Oh noez, the internet is going down in 24 hours!

[ScoopMeister]

Panic and run around screaming for 24 hours. Then realise I've wasted the entire 24 hours running around screaming.

 

[Tibs]

An vertiable sea of high class pornography.

This is the internet, after all, and it *IS* for porn. Someone must step forward and preserve the legacy of the internet for future generations of young single men.

I'm pretty sure that one of the Fallout vault experiments was filled with all of the pre-war porns ...

Dude seriously?

 

[viranimus]

Well on the wikipedia thing, the database for wikipedia is only like 20gb and I think it is compressed from 4gb.

Project gutenberg would be a personal hit if I didnt already have their archive stored in multiple locations.

Beyond that I have little to add that hasnt already been done to death.

The internet just isnt all that impressive, huh.

 

[jjallen08]

An vertiable sea of high class pornography.

This is the internet, after all, and it *IS* for porn. Someone must step forward and preserve the legacy of the internet for future generations of young single men.

I'm pretty sure that one of the Fallout vault experiments was filled with all of the pre-war porns ...

you might be thinking of vault 69. one man, untold numbers of women.

 

[OrenjiJusu]

Apologise to those people I annoyed, then download porn.

 

[dyre]

Man, fuck porn. I'll spend an hour on that tops.

I've got a "to-play" list of about ten games, so I'll get that asap. Plus every movie and book I've ever planned on watching/reading. Might grab a few archives of comics too.

 

[Lectori Salutem]

You now have only 24 more hours to use the internet before it goes down... FOREVER! What do you do? Note, this means 24 hours from now, not 24 full hours to use as you please whenever. This is a completely hypothetical situation, no the internet is not going down in 24 hours, you can calm down now.

I'd do as many google searches as possible and print out as many wikipedia pages as I can, then do what I usually do. Then weep when the end of the day comes.

Why waste time on printing?
Gather as many computers as possible and open every page you can think of.
Or try to completely back up as many sites as possible.

Well I suppose... But I can't do all that shit by myself.

We still have 24 hours of internet.
We'll organize the collection of data and then distribute it on hard drives via mail.
If we really need to, we just have to call in 4chan, I'm sure they'll do everything to preserve the internet in some form.
It's gonna work, I'm telling you, it is going to work

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'll survive. I'll spend the time telling the people I like here how to contact me offline if I really want to. Make a thread here, play the last bit of WoT I can squeeze out and then remove as much of my personal information as possible.

 

[Tiger Sora]

Lets see by list of importance I must get all 26 MLP FIM episodes. Must download a truck ton of music. Must gather friends telephone numbers.
And provided theres time grab some porn.

 

[9thRequiem]

An vertiable sea of high class pornography.

This is the internet, after all, and it *IS* for porn. Someone must step forward and preserve the legacy of the internet for future generations of young single men.

I'm pretty sure that one of the Fallout vault experiments was filled with all of the pre-war porns ...

Dude seriously?

No.
But not all the vaults are accounted for in the games, but since there was one filled with puppets, I'd not be surprised ...

 

[Korak the Mad]

Well, without being dishonest...
Download porn. Lots of it.

I think that is what everyone would do, if that was about to happen.

 

[Ironic Pirate]

Porn... lots of porn...

If the internet was going down, I would download pictures of people going down on the internet.

 

[Jedoro]

Look up any info I'd want, and save it into Word documents. Fuck printing, saving a file is free.

 

[Ice Car]

You now have only 24 more hours to use the internet before it goes down... FOREVER! What do you do? Note, this means 24 hours from now, not 24 full hours to use as you please whenever. This is a completely hypothetical situation, no the internet is not going down in 24 hours, you can calm down now.

I'd do as many google searches as possible and print out as many wikipedia pages as I can, then do what I usually do. Then weep when the end of the day comes.

Why waste time on printing?
Gather as many computers as possible and open every page you can think of.
Or try to completely back up as many sites as possible.

Well I suppose... But I can't do all that shit by myself.

We still have 24 hours of internet.
We'll organize the collection of data and then distribute it on hard drives via mail.
If we really need to, we just have to call in 4chan, I'm sure they'll do everything to preserve the internet in some form.
It's gonna work, I'm telling you, it is going to work

I guess. Though keep in mind what I just added to the OP: "No, there is nothing you can do to stop it from going down."

Oh, and add to the list: Download Music, laugh at Lulzsec and how they has no power now.

 

[Akytalusia]

probably download a few game FAQs. without the net to distract me, maybe i'll actualy get around to finishing some of these games i have.

 

[Connor Lonske]

Download all the porn on /d/ and anally (both definitions of the word ) fap to it until internet comes back or I pass out.

 

[Sanctus Hospes]

Order as many books as I can. Everything from Porn to Physics (not the same thing).

 

[Tartarga]

Everyone in the world would have to go on a massive porn hunt, then if you wanted new porn you would have to trade with other people. Actually that sounds fun.
"I will give you this video of lesbians 69ing for 3 bondage pics." "Deal."
Lol.

 

[rmb1983]

What other use does the internet have besides porn???

OT: Download everything I can, I suppose.

EDIT: Seriously, what is with this new Captcha system? They're all common words!