Oh shit! The austrians are on to us!

[PsiMatrix]

http://www.austriantimes.at/news/General_News/2010-03-09/21370/US_military_behind_Haiti_quake%2C_says_Innsbruck_scientist

Damnit, I geuss we'll have to move the earthquake machine to a new location just like the hurricane machine and the global warming machine.

Although, I would like to point out to the rest of you, she is Austrian, a dr. and a von. So there is a very good chance this is all just a ploy to further hide the fact that she is an Obersturmbannführer working in a nice SS uniform and it was her machine located in her lab in Neu-Schwabenland that set of the quake and now she is accusing the US to have done it.
Oh those evil polar Nazis! She almost got you all...

See, she even looks evil

Spoiler

I'd have given her a little hitler mustache to add dramatic effect/hilarity, but she didn't need one.

Just needed something more to her liking:

Spoiler

 

[Iron Criterion]

Oh you rascally Americans!

 

[JWAN]

why aren't we using this on Terrorists again?
whoops, her theory has flaws.
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Back in the late 60's we tested "cloud seeding" over the Ho Chi Minh trail (The UK practiced with the same stuff off their coast). The closest thing I know of to an earthquake machine is a nuclear landmine.
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I knew it! Austrians are aliens! THAT explains why Arnold Schwarzenegger could hold office for so long without being impeached!
...right? Please tell me I'm right.

That and they figured California was screwed thanks to Pelosi anyway so it doesn't matter what Arnie does.

I was reading throught the comments and I found this.

In 1997 the United States Secretary of Defense spoke of the ability to conrol weather and to set off earthquakes. Combining that fact along with the disaster training for Haiti the day before the earthquake and the arrival of 10,000 US troops the day after the earthquake add up to coincidences that are beyond coincidence.

Interesting find, "Greg" from "Houston, Texas". I'm still blaming al qaeda for this!

"melissatx wrote on 18. 03. 2010 from texas
Sasquatch says its true, as does the Loch Ness Monster and Atlantians, so it must be true. I do believe that Mighty Mouse was involved due to the droppings found at the scene, but cannot confirm at this time."

 

[KAPTAINmORGANnWo4life]

http://www.austriantimes.at/news/General_News/2010-03-09/21370/US_military_behind_Haiti_quake%2C_says_Innsbruck_scientist

Damnit, I geuss we'll have to move the earthquake machine to a new location just like the hurricane machine and the global warming machine.

Although, I would like to point out to the rest of you, she is Austrian, a dr. and a von. So there is a very good chance this is all just a ploy to further hide the fact that she is an Obersturmbannführer working in a nice SS uniform and it was her machine located in her lab in Neu-Schwabenland that set of the quake and now she is accusing the US to have done it.
Oh those evil polar Nazis! She almost got you all...

See, she even looks evil

Spoiler

I'd have given her a little hitler mustache to add dramatic effect/hilarity, but she didn't need one.

She must have gotten the technology from the ufos she has been working on.

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[sub][sub]I'd ask what you think about this nonsense, but then I realized I have a fairly good idea as to what most responses would be.[/sub][/sub]

Well, just because she's a batshit insane Austrian scientist doesn't mean she's a Nazi. It does mean she's jumped on the "Let's all hate America!" bandwagon. Seriously, I'm amazed that wagon hasn't fallen apart yet.

But, then again, America doesn't have a very good history with nations off the South-East of Florida, Hati included.

But then AGAIN, and earthquake machine? What kind of crack is she smoking?


Off-Topic:

*snip*

I can't get over the awesome in your avatar image.

 

[UltraParanoia]

Well, just because she's a batshit insane Austrian scientist doesn't mean she's a Nazi. It does mean she's jumped on the "Let's all hate America!" bandwagon. Seriously, I'm amazed that wagon hasn't fallen apart yet.

I had a picture of a Nazi UFO to post, so I stand by my assumptions

Off-Topic:

*snip*

I can't get over the awesome in your avatar image.

Indeed.

 

[Lightbulb830]

Guys!!! Guys!!!
I have a batsh*t idea!

What if... The earthquake was caused by a sudden tremor or movement of the earth's crust, which originates naturally at or below the surface?

 

[Hyper-space]

"causing artificial earthquakes might have been intentionally set off to cause the Haitian earthquake and enable the USA to send 10,000 soldiers into the country."

im guessing those soldiers were sent to haiti to HELP PEOPLE because of the EARTHQUAKE

 

[SnipErlite]

Why are there so many people saying the US wanted to send military power into Haiti?

I mean, it's hardly the most useful strategic position in the world....

 

[HentMas]

Dahlia Gillespie finally moved away from Silent Hill and got an education, looks like.

there it is, i was wondering where i saw that face before, now i know, its not aliens its THE DEVIL!...

i guess she was the one that did it trying to bring him back from the center of the earth

and why the F&%K would the US want to take over Haiti?? it sounds more of a waste of money than what its worth, i heard that more than halve of the brute income of the country was from "aid" programs

 

[Deadlock Radium]

-snip-

I guess the name UltraParanoia fits you well, good sir.

Ontopic: Those accusations by that woman is one of the most ridicilous things I've heard recently, but some Pakistani scientists are more ridicilous though. THey accused Norway for speeding up global warming with a giant laser that we used to increase the temperature in the stratosphere or something. The world's full of looneys.
[SUB]Oh, and she really looked like the devil, she scares me, so now I'm of to sit in the corner of my room mumbling things about how scary she is. (She reminds me of our French teacher too...[/SUB]

 

[Apackof12Ninjas]

First they found out how much Bush hates black people with his Katrina Making Weather Machina (discovered by Kayne west)

Now they found and are forcing us to relocate our Earthquake machine??
How is a evil Nation of mad scientists supposed to construct and test out prototype doomsday devices???

If this keeps up we wont be able to meet the 2012 deadline!!!

 

[AngloDoom]

Shit! If America steals all of Haiti's vast resources and top-notch military research, they'll become unstoppable!

To the Blackbird!

 

[MrTub]

Haha, is this a joke?

 

[Quaxar]

I knew it! Austrians are aliens! THAT explains why Arnold Schwarzenegger could hold office for so long without being impeached!
...right? Please tell me I'm right.

Wha- how do you kno... I mean... NO! Absloutely wrong, you have no idea!
You just wait, I know humans have to sleep from time to time... even gamer!

 

[Spitfire175]

You have it otherwise correct, but you forgot one glaring historical fact.

The Neu-Schwabenland is not in the polar regions, it's on the dark side of the moon.

Everyone knows that's the real reson we never went back there and had to falsify so many Apollo flights down on the Earth.

Historical documentation to validate my claim:

Hey, I know the guys working on that film! Actually they asked me for consultation with the 1945 parts.