Oh, that's a game reference there

[CheckD3]

So one thing I like (while disliking almost everything else) about public restrooms are the graffiti on the walls of the stalls. People post the usual "call # to get *service*" or something stupid, but every so often, you see something cool. I ran into one that said "You do not choose the stall, the stall chooses you" There are some entertaining things on these walls

I've been thinking of getting something on there myselfs, but I don't know what. I don't want the generic crap, I want something (you guessed it) about gaming. Something iconic that the average gamer or even general public would understand. However, I'm not looking to reuse anything, and want something good.

So, I ask you, what's the most obscure you can get with still reaching an audience? What line about gaming would you get if you saw it in public? If you wanted to reach a large audience of gamers with one line, what would it be?

Note:I believe that we all know about the Cake is a lie, and while that is a popular one, I feel it's too overused nowadays, and would come across as lazy and cheap. So I'm getting that one off the table, no Cake is a Lie. Come up with something else

 

[Toasty Virus]

Your princess is in another stall.

Wow, I actually like that one.

 

[supermariner]

I once saw graffiti on the wall of a bar saying
'our prices are over nine thousaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand!'

 

[MCDeltaT]

"Would you kindly.........."

Then follow it with something like "wash your hand" or "wipe your arse"

If that fails then put "I've covered wars Y'know"

 

[RyQ_TMC]

"Red mushrooms will make you bigger."

For extra effect, can be mixed with one of those "reaction girls" photos.

 

[alloneword]

What I like is when someone corrects the mistakes in Graffiti, not to the point of grammar, but actually posting a new response below. The best example I saw was this:
"WeSt SiDe mofo"
"We live in South Eastern Ontario."

OT: On the back wall of the stall, above the toilet, so that the occupant will see it when flushing: "FINISH HIM!"

 

[Hawk of Battle]

Actually the Cake is a Lie one is still quite good, but only if you write it like 6 times in massive letters, and each line is written slightly faster than the one before it, to make it look like whoever wrote it was going more insane even as it was written. By the final line, make sure you veer off mid sentance and leave a blur of ink drippling away down the wall, as though you had an aneurism at the time.

Seriously it will freak people out.

EDIT; or if that doesn't do it for you; "All your shit are belong to us!"

 

[Tartarga]

I once walked into a stall and just above the toilet was written "All of your shit are belong to us". I was unable to contain my laughter and probably scared some of the other people in that restroom.

 

[k-ossuburb]

"There was a hole here, it's gone now."

Oh, I'm such a Silent Hill tard.

 

[Emurlahn]

All your stalls are belong to us

OR: In Sovijet-Russia, stalls shit on YOU!

 

[esperandote]

"There was a hole here, it's blocked now"
"There was toilet paper here, it's gone now"
"Have you seen a little girl around here, short, black hair? Great, cuz this is the mens room"
"The fear of the poo tends to create fear for the ..." (can't think of something to finish it)

edit: I can't believe someone ninja'd me

 

[Susan Arendt]

"Do you know anything about sailors?"

"War never changes."

 

[Ekonk]

I'm all for the 'There was a hole here. It's gone now.'

People would be like WTF and people who know Silent Hill would be like OH GOOOOOOODDDDFFFUUUCKKKKK.

 

[Halceon]

Shit. Shit never changes.

On the back wall with an arow pointing towards the bowl - It's dangerous to go alone, take this.

 

[Broady Brio]

The best one I've had at my college is [HEADING=1]"BROOKLYN RAGE!!"[/HEADING]

In the most massive font possible.

Either that or "Madeleine McCann is hiding behind this toilet."

 

[Hristo Petrov]

Not in cruelty,
Not in wrath the reaper came today,
An Angel visited,
this gray path,
And took the cube away.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8mH7mkxSjM&feature=related

 

[feeback06]

behind the bowl:

"now that's what I call a Jill Sandwich!"

 

[Kuckles]

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I swallowed all my bubblegum.