Oh, that's a game reference there

[BENZOOKA]

"Deckard Cain is being held captive in the next stall"

"Hello, my friend! Stay while, and listen!"
"You have quite a treasure there in that Hordaric Cube!"

One to write near a urinal:
"The staff of Kings! You astound me, my friend!"

Haha. I've got to hand it to you; those are much better.

 

[badgersprite]

"I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favourite stall in the bathroom"

"I've had enough of your disingenuous defecations!" *SHEPARD PAWNCH!*

 

[ChocoFace]

SHOOP DA POOP

 

[crudus]

"The camera is for research purposes only"

"Would you kindly.........."

"...flush the toilet" would be a big one.

 

[Cain_Zeros]

"Would you kindly flush the toilet." If public washrooms where you are are anything like the ones here, people could use the reminder.

 

[EHKOS]

Now is not the time for that sort of thing.

 

[CheckD3]

I have to say, the Princess in another stall was a good one, and I shall be using that at Cleveland State.

I also have a combo I got. Great Might Poo song
I am the Great Mighty Poo
And I'm going to throw my shit at you
above the toilet, and by the TP, I'm going to write FINISH HIM! and combo it up

Also, I saw

The Urinal Cake is a Liie

in there and thought that while just the cake is a lie is old, that one word will get it by some urinals. I'm getting a sharpie soon and going fucking nuts around the school w/ these, and I suggest to everyone in a college (high schools clean these too quick), or who are in a public setting, such as a large one of a kind (or mainly local) restaurant w/ some graffiti on the stalls to add their fav. and what they find the best refs from this thread.

I came up a good one, from a great song from Gears 1 by a Mr. Cole WHOO! Bring it on suckers, this is my kind of shit!

 

[hannya62]

"You're gonne break the bowl, you're so good!"

 

[Ickorus]

"No stall is safe from Winchester Ed"

Double whammy - L4D and Shaun of the dead references.

 

[Amethyst Wind]

"Woo! Yeah! Bring it on sucka! This my kinda shit!"

 

[Hwoof]

"Deckard Cain is being held captive in the next stall"

"Hello, my friend! Stay while, and listen!"
"You have quite a treasure there in that Hordaric Cube!"

One to write near a urinal:
"The staff of Kings! You astound me, my friend!"

hahahahaha


I was thinking, maybe draw a picture of a camera and have it say

EROTICA! 500pp

or
Horror! 500pp

You get the gist

 

[captaincabbage]

On the back wall with an arow pointing towards the bowl - It's dangerous to go alone, take this.

I like this, but instead, point the arrow toward the toilet paper.

I'd like to do this, but in a girl's washroom, only one in a million people would get it.

damnit! that's awesome. You mind if I use that? It's total win.

OT: I'm not very good at snappy jokes but here goes nothing.

"I.D Tagged soldiers use I.D tagged guns, firing I.D tagged bullets, use I.D tagged stalls. . ." And then just leave it for others who get the joke to expand on.

"A wild Diglett appeared!!"

 

[Squilookle]

With a bit of wordplay and shuffling, you can get:

"Do the Boost to get it through!"

followed by

"Use the Bog Roll!"

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

Not in cruelty,
Not in wrath the reaper came today,
An Angel visited,
this gray path,
And took the cube away.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8mH7mkxSjM&feature=related

I've written that on a stall about 12 times with erratic writing, that and the "*beep* she's watching you" thing.

It was lulzy.

 

[irequirefood]

Not really a gaming thing but while standing at a urinal i've seen the words "Aim Higher" written on the wall. Makes me laugh every time

What about "AIM DOWN YOUR SIGHTS."

 

[MCDeltaT]

"The camera is for research purposes only"

"Would you kindly.........."

"...flush the toilet" would be a big one.

Flush the toilet IF it's a big one

 

[Asdalan08]

Not actually done and it's probably not quite right. But if I put a dildo in a hole in the cubicle wall and write above it "It's dangerous to go alone... Take this!"