Oh, what a strange creature you are!

[Serenegoose]

I start dreaming before I'm asleep, and my dreams are extraordinarily in depth, at times feeling as though they last entire alternate lifetimes. This means that often when I'm woken up, I'm utterly confused as it takes me some time to realise that I've been dreaming - and often my mind will still be feeding me the dream on a lower level, making me wonder why I'm being asked to do weird things like 'wake up' or 'roll over' or what 'you're stealing all the duvet' means in the context of the dream I've just been brought out of. Sometimes this works the other way too, where I am awake, but I can hear voices and think thoughts of a dream, but still be dimly aware that I'm still conscious.

 

[wammnebu]

i think all fat middle aged women look the exact same (this has gotten me into trouble), as do blondes
when i talk to humans in masse, i say humans rather than people
i give myself history lectures
i use a fake email for every thing
my idea of fan fiction is legion, tali, and Shepard discussing what defines a soul

 

[Cliff_m85]

I lean into turns in my car, or when playing a game that features me driving anything.
I love getting my hair cut due to the whole scalp sensation. Sexy.
I love getting my back scratched, no matter how hard.

 

[smearyllama]

I talk to myself, while doing different voices playing different characters

Dude, you too?
That's how I've come up with most of my story ideas.
I tend to do it in private, like the bathroom, so that I don't weird people out.

I just realized what that implies.
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That I love playing with action figures in the tub!
Yeah, let's go with that.

I should certainly HOPE your tub is in the bathroom. Implying that you had to relegate your tub to the bathroom is... worrying. Did you take baths in your living room before you realized you weirded people out?

You, sir, are made of win.
That was some of the best lulz I've had since the last time I watched Arrested Development.
Thank you for that.
+1 Internets to you.

 

[Gothtasical]

I talk to my self
when i sit on a couch i always sit upside down
I remember converstionas and dreams from 8 years ago
I can read two different books at the same time
sometimes i think i go blind
and i'm pretty sure i have insomnia for when i go to bed dead tired i'm wide awake

 

[DuctTapeJedi]

I make Star Wars action figures using only duct tape.

Seriously, how many of these threads are there?

 

[lacktheknack]

I get a raging hard on when I wash dishes...

I laughed.

I have Tourette's syndrome, but don't swear. Most people cannot reconcile this, and thus explode.

Such a statement is not feasible...

<link=http://www.ninds.nih.gov/disorders/tourette/detail_tourette.htm>I'll leave this here to stop future head explosion...

 

[Not-here-anymore]

I have Tourette's syndrome, but don't swear. Most people cannot reconcile this, and thus explode.

If I understand it right, that means that you compulsively shout and/or twitch at points, right?

I argue with myself, and myself argues back
I have a very slight stutter that no-one but me notices.
And, apparently, I can spend the better part of 20 minutes trying to work out what constitutes unique, forum-appropriate, and not overly personal. There aren't many traits that fit all 3.

 

[Doitpow]

like a toddler, I will put litterally anything in my mouth...anything, no matter where I found it. It's a habit that a lot of people find less than charming.

I'm a biter, I bite people. quite a bit.

I like to make dolphin noises.

(all of these are to do with my mouth...hmmm)

 

[khaimera]

I like to feed trolls

 

[ICanBreakTheseCuffs]

I think I'm deaf when I'm not
When I try to focus on things I use one eye
My eye lid will twich
I went through puberty when I was 6
yeah
I will make anything and I mean ANYTHING I touch dangerous
I will act stupid when I'm actually the smartest person in my grade
I'm religious and I think religion class is the most boring class ever except for that one class period were we started talking about South Park for some odd reason

 

[lacktheknack]

I have Tourette's syndrome, but don't swear. Most people cannot reconcile this, and thus explode.

If I understand it right, that means that you compulsively shout and/or twitch at points, right?

That's common. I mostly have twitching, pattern obsession and OCD issues, though.

 

[pyrosaw]

1.I'm a neurotic(Don't know if that is spelled right), pretty much meaning I'm so paranoid I can't think in my own brain without thinking someone is listening.

2.I have OCD, ADHD.

3. I like to dance, write short comedy combined with horror stories.

4.I have one and a half feet work of hair.

 

[tombman888]

My feet are so pale they glow underwater and in darker rooms.
I talk to myself.
I have two double jointed arms. (this one freaks alot of people out XD)

 

[lacktheknack]

I get a raging hard on when I wash dishes...

I laughed.

I have Tourette's syndrome, but don't swear. Most people cannot reconcile this, and thus explode.

I had a friend I haven't seen since high-school that had Tourette's. His tick was he solved rubix cubes. He do it right in class in about forty seconds.

Wow, he must have annoyed himself. Did he have anything else, or was that it?