Oh yeah buddy?!

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Sometimes I make new Forum Games.

Here's the deal. Someone makes a statement. The next poster has to one up that statement in some way.

I made a new forum game that everyone will post in forever.

Oh yeah?! I've made a new forum game everyone posts in that has tits and is on FIRE.

Oh yeah buddy? I just destroyed Saturn with my eyes closed. Eat it.

That's all there is to it. Begin.

I have am talented at writing stories and this gets me all the girls.

[small]Witnessing the error in that bold statement made me laugh so hard that I'm not bothering to correct it. Rum, novelling and 2:30AM are a potent mix! XD[/small]

 

[Barbas]

Oh yeah? Well my writing is so good that I'm have got over ten PMs from people telling me they want to put their Oompa Loompas in my chocolate factory! Plus I keep getting lingerie in the mail that isn't mine.

 

[bluerocker]

Oh yeah? I have a legion of male slaves who attend to my every need! They're just DYING to get my attention! And I have the will to Willy Wonka's PERSONAL factory.

 

[lacktheknack]

Oh yeah? Well, I have followers that have KILLED HUNDREDS to get my attention. Beat that!

 

[StormShaun]

Oh yeah? Well I have thousands of followers, all locked up in a basement deeper than the Krubera Cave.
Also did I mention they're slaves, who use severed hands as back-scratchers for my every need ... No? Well tooooooo bad buddy.

[sub][sub][sub]Tired Shaun uses overkill. It's super effective![/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[Fat Hippo]

Oh yeah? Well I have an entire back-scratcher factory, which produces the back-scratchers that scratch the backs of every politician in the entire world, and in return all of the politicians have to scratch my back with the back-scratchers that I gave to them!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Oh yeah?! Well I have an entire utopian society devoted to life without pants who praise my every breath!

 

[Dalek Caan]

Oh yeah? I have so many sexual servants they have their own slaves!

 

[FPLOON]

Oh yeah? Well, I'm so fly, all y'all sexual servants and janitors all want to taste me nuts!

 

[FPLOON]

Oh yeah? Well, I'm so fresh, I'm more superfly than a white guy in a G6 sucking your nuts through the fix!

 

[FPLOON]

OH YEAH~! *moaning intensifies*

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Oh... yeah...? Well, I'm going to talk about my cameras now and that's going to be way more fun than sex. So there.

 

[FPLOON]

Oh yeah? Well, my camera can steal your camera's sole with a single flash! So THERE!

 

[FPLOON]

Oh yeah? Well, I'm going to be hosting Anime Expo using my anime psychic powers! I'll be seeing you there in your mind, yo!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Oh yeah? Well I AM an Anime Expo. Beat that.

 

[FPLOON]

Oh yeah? Well, I run the entire Anime Industry!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Oh yeah?!?! Well, I created Rick and Morty!

 

[FPLOON]

Oh yeah? Well, Rick and Morty created you to not create Rick and Morty in this parallel universe!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Oh yeah?! Well I can post more than you.

 

[FPLOON]

Oh yeah? Well, I can post more funny shit that you!