Oh yeah buddy?!

[Dalek Caan]

Oh yeah? Mein sausage is more tasty.

 

[Barbas]

Oh yeah? I put mustard on mine. Top that!

 

[UltraDeth]

Oh yeah! I have sausages with mustard...for breakfast......after the bacon rolls! Now I'm even fatter!

 

[Barbas]

Well I'm so obese I can hardly make it out the double doors!

 

[UltraDeth]

Oh really? I'm so fat I cannot see my dick, wait....

 

[Barbas]

Well I misplaced my lower half years ago on holiday.

 

[UltraDeth]

Matey, please, I have gravity thrusters in place of legs like that bloke in Dune

 

[Barbas]

I'm afraid I've outdone you yet again, having had my buttcheeks replaced by caterpillar tracks and my arms with Gatling guns.

 

[UltraDeth]

Well....well...my brain is to be implanted in the computer of the first FTL shuttle

 

[Barbas]

I chose a Star Destroyer.

 

[FPLOON]

Dude, I choose the Star Destroyer, the Star Child, and the Star Force!

 

[Dalek Caan]

Oh yeah? I kicked the star child's ass so hard he exploded into a rainbow!

 

[FPLOON]

Oh yeah? Well, I kicked the Star Child so hard, it created an alternate timeline where the Mass Effect trilogy ended with more endings than a pick-your-path novelette!

 

[UltraDeth]

Yeah, right! I'm good friends with the Paul Stanley Star-child and he convinced God to give me a copy of that alternate universe Mass Effect trilogy and even game props as memorabilia!

 

[Barbas]

Well I did that shiznit before it was radical.

Hella...thrashing...um. Hardcore.

 

[Albino Boo]

Sunshine, I was doing that before you were born.

 

[Barbas]

I was doing that before I farted the universe into existence.

 

[Albino Boo]

I sneezed the previous 3 universes into existence

 

[Barbas]

I accidentally made and destroyed dinosaurs in seven different timelines. Imagine what I could do if I cared.

 

[UltraDeth]

Well I know the secret of resurrecting Leprechauns