Oh yeah buddy?!

[FPLOON]

Beat yourself? I don't have to beat you to beat me at BEATING YOU AT BEATING ME BY BEATING YOUSELF!

 

[Headsprouter]

I'm not going to stoop to innuendo, friendo!

 

[Barbas]

I ain'tcho friendo, Mister Man!

 

[FPLOON]

"Mister Man"? That's Mister MEN to you!

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Rugbr?d please! You wish you were as prepared as I for the upcoming Mannival festival!

 

[FPLOON]

"Mannival"? More like WOMANNIVAL!!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

sounds nowhere near as fun as CARNIVAL!

 

[FPLOON]

Carnival? I specifically prefer Mardi Gras!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I will have the best "fat Tuesday" beads ever!

 

[FPLOON]

Shit, I will have so many beads, I might as well have the longest bead beard!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I can shape my awesome beard into a fist that I use to beat up the bad guys, and it is prehensile!

 

[FPLOON]

My beard can shape into a planet with a thriving ecosystem!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I can create ten thriving planets in half the time! with my beard tied behind my back!

 

[FPLOON]

By the time you said that, 50 planets are now under my united rule without my beard's [physical] presence required!

 

[UltraDeth]

I don't need a beard to unstoppable, I have a moustache!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

My moustache could intimidate the **it out of your moustache!

 

[FPLOON]

My mustache can kill you with just a {simple} question!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I can make your moustache **** itself with just a glance from these hard samurai eyes!

 

[FPLOON]

My eyes of a tiger can break your samurai eyes!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

My tiger is made of lightning, and I can FLY on it!