Oh yeah? Well I have a ________!!!

[Fury Is Me.]

Classic one-upsmanship contest.
Post something that can defeat the thing above.

Use pictures if you like.
Since no one is above me I have a Spoon!

 

[MHS_Birdy]

Spork

 

[Fury Is Me.]

The spork's only enemy...

THE BOULDER!!!

 

[CounterAttack]

Saxton Hale flexing. Not much can beat that.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

CHUCK ****'N NORRIS!!!

 

[Anarchemitis]

 

[CounterAttack]

I'm sorry. I bow down to your Mannliness.

 

[Ye Olde Hobo]

Beggars/Minstrels!