Well, lets be honest, the Muggles kinda deserved it. Y'know, what with all the periods in history that they tried to commit wizard genocide (albeit very unsuccessfully), and forcing the entire wizarding world into hiding after allGeneric Gamer said:That's one of the underlying themes of the books. Even discounting Voldemort and the various Ministry Nazi impersonators the magical world is astonishingly backwards and bigoted. Even on a good day when everything's going as it should muggles are never treated with more than patronising affection or petty cruelty. I don't know whether Rowling did it deliberately (though I personally think she did) but the magical world is shockingly backwards in a lot of ways.Images said:P.S
Anyone find Muggle kind of a racial slur? Doesn't that make Hogwarts kind of like those backwoods communes Louis Theroux would go visit?
Muggle is a real word incidentally, just a slightly dated one. It means literally 'idiot'. That should give you some idea how their society operates. Oh and 'squib' is a shortening of the term 'damp squib' meaning 'disappointment'.
They actually explained in one of the books that Muggle technology will always break or malfunction in places where there is a large magical presence, like magic and physics are two competing forces and magic is always more powerful, in the same way that magnetism can defy gravity.MASTACHIEFPWN said:Why not just set up turrets and sniper nests across hogwarts to defend it?
There is no logic in the world of Harry Potter.
NONE.
Yes, but you forget that a bullet will reach you before you can think, most machinegun's have a mussle velocity of a mile in under 2 seconds, seeing something that small travaling that fast and being able to react, you would have to have the reaction time of like God.NinjaDeathSlap said:They actually explained in one of the books that Muggle technology will always break or malfunction in places where there is a large magical presence, like magic and physics are two competing forces and magic is always more powerful, in the same way that magnetism can defy gravity.MASTACHIEFPWN said:Why not just set up turrets and sniper nests across hogwarts to defend it?
There is no logic in the world of Harry Potter.
NONE.
and as I explained in another thread, using bullets against people that can teleport in the blink of an eye, bend and deform metal without needing to expend any strength, and create force-fields around themselves that are impenetrable to anything other than the most powerful kinds of magic, is not going to be as effective as just using magic.
Muggle ain't racist, it's not races, more like a often inheritable mutation or something, muggles can give birth to a wizard/witch, two people of the same race can't concieve a child of another race.Images said:P.S
Anyone find Muggle kind of a racial slur? Doesn't that make Hogwarts kind of like those backwoods communes Louis Theroux would go visit?
Oh, that makes sense, Pokemon (The anime) is a coma dream, as well. Hmm, what can this logic be applied to? I'll come up with something...Cheshire the Cat said:Simple. Its all a delusion in Harrys mind.
Harry suffered a head injury while being sexually assaulted by Michael Jackson and the entire thing is just a crazy hallucination caused by Harrys brain swelling. Thats what the scar is, where he bashed his head open.
I present 3 pieces of evidence that will prove once and for all that its just because Harry is fucked up.
A) His best friend is a ginger.
B) He spends all this time with Hermione and never tries to hit that.
C) Michael Jackson = Voldemort [http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/11/25/128720778590520988.jpg].
I rest my case.
Oh I so would watch Harry Potter crossed with The Wire. The Weasely Brothers start having their wares stolen by Omar. Hagrid and McNulty hit the bars together but Hagrid accidentally kills a hooker and they have to cover it up. Meanwhile Snape has to get rid of a batch of potions that had ill effects on customers.Maclennan said:The wizarding world isnt especially tech savvy i doubt they could pull off a cell phone hacking ring.
I thought it just meant Electrical things would go haywire, like Bugs or Radio or something like that. I mean when Ron suggests summoning a Scuba tank I think the only problem is that it's too far away and would break Wizarding Secrecy if seen, not that it wouldn't work. So I think it's only some Muggle technology that goes haywire around large amounts of magic [footnote]probably not the Wizards themselves, but the Magic emitted by Hogwarts/the various charms on the Castle[/footnote]. I mean in theory a gun should work, as there's nothing electrical about it, only expanding gasses. I mean Rowling said herself, that in a flat out war between Muggles and Wizards that the Muggles would win; partially because of numbers, and partially because of the Technological advantage that Guns and other Modern Technology bringsNinjaDeathSlap said:They actually explained in one of the books that Muggle technology will always break or malfunction in places where there is a large magical presence, like magic and physics are two competing forces and magic is always more powerful, in the same way that magnetism can defy gravity.MASTACHIEFPWN said:Why not just set up turrets and sniper nests across hogwarts to defend it?
There is no logic in the world of Harry Potter.
NONE.
and as I explained in another thread, using bullets against people that can teleport in the blink of an eye, bend and deform metal without needing to expend any strength, and create force-fields around themselves that are impenetrable to anything other than the most powerful kinds of magic, is not going to be as effective as just using magic.
In a fair fight probably, but if a wizard like Voldemort were to make war on Muggles I doubt they'd fight fair. They'd infiltrate governments, kill or possess the leaders, disguise the larger attacks as freak accidents and rely on the fact that nobody would ever believe that magic was real until they saw it for themselves, and even then most Muggles would try and find a more rational explanation. Even if they were caught in the act, they could just possess or wipe the memories of the person who caught themLionsfan said:I thought it just meant Electrical things would go haywire, like Bugs or Radio or something like that. I mean when Ron suggests summoning a Scuba tank I think the only problem is that it's too far away and would break Wizarding Secrecy if seen, not that it wouldn't work. So I think it's only some Muggle technology that goes haywire around large amounts of magic [footnote]probably not the Wizards themselves, but the Magic emitted by Hogwarts/the various charms on the Castle[/footnote]. I mean in theory a gun should work, as there's nothing electrical about it, only expanding gasses. I mean Rowling said herself, that in a flat out war between Muggles and Wizards that the Muggles would win; partially because of numbers, and partially because of the Technological advantage that Guns and other Modern Technology bringsNinjaDeathSlap said:They actually explained in one of the books that Muggle technology will always break or malfunction in places where there is a large magical presence, like magic and physics are two competing forces and magic is always more powerful, in the same way that magnetism can defy gravity.MASTACHIEFPWN said:Why not just set up turrets and sniper nests across hogwarts to defend it?
There is no logic in the world of Harry Potter.
NONE.
and as I explained in another thread, using bullets against people that can teleport in the blink of an eye, bend and deform metal without needing to expend any strength, and create force-fields around themselves that are impenetrable to anything other than the most powerful kinds of magic, is not going to be as effective as just using magic.