Ok fellow Escapists, we're going to play a fun new game called...

[Inarticulate_Underachiever]

Who is your daddy and what does he do?

 

[sirdanrhodes]

Two things:
>This is not a game.
>We have a section for games and RP.

 

[Time Travelling Toaster]

He's an asshole and works on the railway.

 

[Cuniculus]

This game is rigged. People without dads can't play.

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

My daddy sits around the house all day.

 

[Internet Kraken]

Two things:
>This is not a game.
>We have a section for games and RP.

One thing:
>You're not a moderator, stop acting like one.

Doesn't matter. What he is saying is correct, and the original poster should be aware of this to avoid future mistakes.

Anyways, thread contribution. My Dad is an actuary, and he spends all of his life working.

 

[WrongSprite]

My dad got a psycology degree, and worked in and around youth groups for most of his life. Does stuff with the local council now.

 

[WrongSprite]

Two things:
>This is not a game.
>We have a section for games and RP.

Your first statement is correct. Your second statement is therefore useless and void.

 

[Dogstile]

my dads a wife beater

i just lost the game

 

[NotAPie]

My daddy is dead to me because I was a ACCIDENT!
AHaHaHAHAHAHHA...
...ugh.

 

[pirateninj4]

My dad is a mussel farmer in a small fishing town.

 

[EeveeElectro]

He's in prison.
Or I think he's out now.
Lol.

Anyway, I'll say he's Mr T for now.

 

[Kaotixthought]

Im pretty sure my Dads job is to piss me off. If so, he needs a raise because he does well.