It is not that I hate cats I am just allergic to them, see? It really sucks when I am pwning some noobs on de_dust and a cat comes onto my team and I start sneezing like a mofo, right? Can't disarm the bomb when I can barely see the screen because of all the snot it is covered with.
Cats belong in the forest, that's where they should stay. They ought to leave gaming to those that are good at it: The hamsters.