Ok, motivate me now.

[bluepilot]

Find out what you want to do with your life then do it 100%

All of these failed misadventures seem to have taken an acedemic route. Maybe you are not right for acedemia (or at least not the subjects you chose)

Try something completly different. Something physical so you will have time to think. How about taking care of horses?

 

[no_name]

Yeah for the dole / Job Seeker's Allowance (in modern day speak) you have to apply for at least 2 jobs per week and at the moment I'm on a work placement helping a fledgling company build up a database for their orders which is fairly interesting (...kinda) so it's not like I'm completely vegetablised (Not a word but I'm sure you understand what I'm getting at). So yeah there are things to do but just because there is such things it doesn't mean I have direction...

Unrelated but I have to admit I love that motivational poster.

 

[Amnestic]

So first let me say hey to all you escapist people out there.
Right, so here's the scenario; We have a body sitting at a computer typing on a forum (What the hell, lets say this forum). This body has a failed degree in Physics as well as experience in dramatics, writing, computers... Boy, the list goes on. This Body is currently unemployed and living on the dole in a house with 2 students. This body has one simple question, what now?

So come on escapees lets help this dead bit of weight find some momentum within the endless space of opportunity before he switches TF2 back on...

Quick, valve's pull is calling me.

Yeah I'm sorry it's just that's what I thought of when you said "Okay, motivate me".

Hope you don't mind Amnestic

Mind? I love it!

I'm saving that and keeping it. <3

 

[Abedeus]

You have a body?

Bury it.

Oh, it's writing on our forum? You mean... a not-living body? ...Not living, not dead? Undead?!

 

[zauxz]

Hmm... This looks like a job for...

Spoiler

WEED

 

[boxcat]

You want motivation? Prove us wrong. Ya useless meatbag

 

[hobo_welf]

Hmm... This looks like a job for...

Spoiler

WEED

I second this motion. Stop bitching and just drown your depression in hookers, cheap booze, and crystal meth like the rest of us Americans.

 

[Retardinator]

CRY SOME MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!

 

[Simalacrum]

Whoa, people on The Escapist are HARSH! Why are people so mean...

Ehem, anyways, on topic...

Go DIE in a shit-stained wasteland, you waste of biological matter! If you can't even succeed at university you might as well give up now.

Go on.

The Valve urge calls you... might as well give up.

Aaaaahhh I'm such a motivational character...

 

[ECAaxel]

Yeh they really are nasty.

You sir in affect are an oxygen theif! Stop stealing our life support and crawl into the hole from whence u came!

 

[scotth266]

Um... read some Courage Wolf pictures? There are a lot like this:

Prove me wrong, slacker.

Thought you might like the above picture, given your post.

 

[The Great JT]

My vote goes to stab yourself.

 

[Sipo]

either grow the hell up or move in with ur mom and destroy any chances u ever had of getting laid.

 

[Supraliminal]

I just knew someone would post a demotivational picture.

That one, though, was just awsome.

OT:

My advice is simple:
Sell thy Computing machine(s)

 

[Kaboose the Moose]

...

and what exactly makes you worthy of my motivation?.

 

[TheRealCJ]

There's an ice-cream truck outside.

Ding-dong... ding-dong... ding-dong...

 

[Hiphophippo]

No.

 

[CloakedOne]

...go back to school.

 

[fulano]

What exactly is a "failed degree in physics"?