Ok so I'm new.

[Neonbob]

I'm going to react as if you aren't being completely sarcastic for some freak reason.
A) Talks about stabbing people all the time...check.
B) Has confessed to having a hatred of people...check.
C) ...something else that corresponds with anger...check.

COUNTERPOINTS DEPLOY!
1: Murder should never be done in anger. I follow this rule.
2: That is a lie. I do not hate. Hatred is beyond me. Hatred is chronic - I experience flitting moments of rage.
3: Your mum is a classy lady.

1) What about if someone steals your favorite teacup? That's justified anger in my book.
More fun, too. Satisfying...
2) I see...well, a general dislike of humanity works fairly well.
3) SHE IS NOT! SHE'S THE BIGGEST WHORE ON THE EAST COAST!
wait...you cunning bastard.

 

[Silver Scribbler]

le snip

You are an angry, angry man.

Agreed. Am I allowed to like Journey if I knew about them well before that Family Guy episode Mr rule-maker-man? Well?

 

[Neonbob]

1) What about if someone steals your favorite teacup? That's justified anger in my book.
More fun, too. Satisfying...
2) I see...well, a general dislike of humanity works fairly well.
3) SHE IS NOT! SHE'S THE BIGGEST WHORE ON THE EAST COAST!
wait...you cunning bastard.

1. I will fucking break all the bones in their arm.
2. Misanthropy ftw d00d.
3. I'M TELLING HER YOU SAID THAT YOU ARE SO FUCKING GROUNDED

And the numbers continue!
5[sup]2[/sup]-(6x4): ooOOOoooh. I bet that sounds pretty.
8/4: The money, too. It's harder to get than the win, but sooooo worth it in the end.
13x2+7/11: WHY DO YOU HATE ME SO? IS IT BECAUSE I STOLE YOUR KITTEN ONCE?!

 

[Standby]

le snip

You are an angry, angry man.

Agreed. Am I allowed to like Journey if I knew about them well before that Family Guy episode Mr rule-maker-man? Well?

Why, but of course, many people did.

 

[Neonbob]

I hate numbers.
A) Like a waterfall of tinkling glass and shattered arms.
B) orly
C) No it is because you are ugly.

Oh, I know.
Why do you think they were plastered all over the place?
To get you to contradict yourself again!
^_^
Do)...I want one of those in my office building now.
Re) Oh yeah. *Kool Aid man busts in with a lawsuit*
Mi) My mother told me that enough as a child! My therapist says it's because you're all jealous!