Ok, so, you're evil and going to kill everything, we get that

[Firoth]

What I wanna know is: what does your button look like?

You know the button I'm talking about. The button that sets your master plan into motion, the culmination of your career in villainy. The thing that's supposed to convince the world to surrender to you, or give you huge mountains of cash. Whether it be blowing up the UN, wiping out all of Earth's capitals, activating the "laser," or releasing the Kraken. Whatever, heard it, just tell me about the button!

What color is it? Red? Blue? Silver?
How big is it? The size of your thumb? Your fist perhaps (so you can 'punch it!'?)?
Do you need a code to activate it? Maybe a key...or two? So that your second in command can betray you?
Does it have a glass/plastic cover, so you can smash through it for dramatic effect?
Is it mounted on a wall, a consul, or is it on a remote in your pocket?
What if the good guy shoots it out of your hand or smashes it? Will it still go off because of a dummy switch system you installed, to be a prick?

Tell me about your button!...And what it does, I guess...Like that's important.

 

[Sneaky-Pie]

A bicycle horn. With a red squisher.

I prefer to conquer through obscure sounds and noises.

 

[Eumersian]

It's incredibly small, and everywhere. So nobody knows when they might hit it. Its very existence generates the fear off of which I thrive, and garners the hatred of many, which I will in turn use against them. Mwahahahaha!

Sorry, long day at the steel mill.

 

[Commissar Sae]

The button is big and shiny, bright red with a huge countdown over it. It of course is a booby trap as my real superweapon was set off the moment the 'hero' stepped into the base.

 

[tijuanatim]

Mine's a timer. Attached to what? I don't know....at least not yet.

But it will be digital, green numbers.

 

[hittite]

Fist sized, cherry red, glass cover, labled STFU.

 

[Griphphin]

It's gonna be red and slightly smaller than my thumb, with a bit of give from the spring after you push it as far as it needs to be pushed to activate. That way I can feel my thumb dip a bit into the plastic as it pushes a bit farther than needed, eventually resting at the limits of the spring and feeling the slight push.

Oh yeah, that's the stuff.

 

[hottsaucekid]

My button makes everyone just chill.
Just to stop stress and enjoy life.

 

[WhoaItsBrett]

My button will be shaped like Captain Planet.
I haven't decided what the button will do though, other than be completely awesome of course.

 

[Audemas]

I'd have two buttons on a wall, one that says "Stop Bomb" which would be red and the writing would be in silver. The second button will be blue with green writing "Detonate". No matter what button is pressed, the bomb will go off.

 

[Betancore]

Mine would be a little switch that I get to flick. I've always wanted to flick a switch to make things blow up. Pressing a button seems kind of anticlimactic. First I will flip up the glass cover, and then I will flick the switch. I don't really care what it looks like. Black is fine. It'll be right under my desk. I just need to remember never to replace my desk.

 

[Dango]

I don't have a button, instead my plan goes into action when I wink with my right eye.

 

[Jake the Snake]

I actually have three buttons. One says Control. One says Alt. One says, in capital letters...DELETE!

 

[Ack-ack]

It's equipped with safety code and emergency mode, its implanted to my hands, so that when I take the Gendo Ikari pose, and say specific key word, it activates. And if heart stops, it goes off activating my special genocide machines + causes the base to lock down and self-destruct.

 

[octafish]

Button, button, who's got the button? My button would be big and red with a plexiglass cover. Every one wants to push the big red button.

 

[lacktheknack]

A generic red Easy Button.

Or a button that says "DO NOT PUSH THIS VERY INVITING BUTTON".

 

[Benmonkey7]

My button will be on a black thing that's about half a foot long, and an inch and half wide. The button will be about the size of my pinky nail. The button will be clear with a red almost complete circle and out of the little opening will be a small red line. When I press the button it turns red then it will turn on my TV. It's very magical.

 

[CarpathianMuffin]

My button will be a Teddy Roosevelt action figure with a katana and karate chop action. Nobody said it has to be practical or make sense.
And it shall be used to launch my rabid bunny and cannibal butterfly army upon the world.

 

[dfcrackhead]

I would buy a really nice multi(like 7+) button mouse and just assign the "fuck everyone, you're dead" macro to one of them