Mine is big. Twice the size of a person. It is read. It has a lovely ominous glow to it. It is labeled "Great big threatening button (which should never, ever be pressed)". Anyone can push it. The end of the world happens and he doesn't get their bonus.
Ok, so, you're evil and going to kill everything, we get that
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Mine is in the shape of a peni male gentiles, and when i flip open the 'head', and push the button (Which is the color red and of medium size/girth) all the men of the world are teleported 200 or so feet into the sky and then begin to fall back to Earth.
While these men are 'falling' down to there demise, hopefully crushing children and women alike as well as causing several millions in damage, I shall sing a song that shall echo throughout the ears of everyone on the planet.
Hallelujah~
While these men are 'falling' down to there demise, hopefully crushing children and women alike as well as causing several millions in damage, I shall sing a song that shall echo throughout the ears of everyone on the planet.
Hallelujah~
A grey blue button, that I drop kick to activate.
It releases millions of nano bots. The bots go into the brain and they emit Justin Beiber songs non stop, forcing everyone to kill them selfs.
It releases millions of nano bots. The bots go into the brain and they emit Justin Beiber songs non stop, forcing everyone to kill them selfs.
I have a Doomsday console. After inserting the activation key, verification code and flipping the switch to arm the device I can slide the glass panel off of the red button.
When pushed this button will call down a small highly focused satellite strike somewhere on earth.
This button is pressed once per day.
Will it land harmlessly in the ocean killing only a few fish? will it land on a major historical landmark on Labor Day weekend? Will it land on you?
Nobody knows!
Live in fear.
When pushed this button will call down a small highly focused satellite strike somewhere on earth.
This button is pressed once per day.
Will it land harmlessly in the ocean killing only a few fish? will it land on a major historical landmark on Labor Day weekend? Will it land on you?
Nobody knows!
Live in fear.
Mine is shaped like a cute puppy, and to activate it, you must shoot it in the face, because that is how evil my plan is!!!!!!
It's one of those missile switches that is designed in such a way that it cannot be pressed accidentally. you have to flip up a cover and then press it.
Its only function is to instantly kill the last person who disagreed with me.
Its only function is to instantly kill the last person who disagreed with me.
I own two; One is a switch that has a plastic covering on it, the kind you have to flip up before you flick the switch.
The other is one in a vault that stops said plan, because what kind of villain would I be if I didn't have something that could disastrously destroy my plans?
The other is one in a vault that stops said plan, because what kind of villain would I be if I didn't have something that could disastrously destroy my plans?
A portal to another dimension that I can summon at any time with a hand print scanner on the other side. When activated, the portal expands and unleashes several different forms of hell from above on a mentally chosen target.