Ok, so, you're evil and going to kill everything, we get that
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My button is a huge glowing thing that reads "WORLD DESTROYER". It's in a guarded, super secret location filled with a million billion mooks and my most uberest super henchmanses. When pressed it will initiate a countdown during which you have to open it up and mess with the wires. It will also shoot flaming, sharpened turtles at you and blare out that goddamn annoying danger noise that never shuts up. After you mess with the wires, it will have some inane puzzle that requires all kinds of stupid shit to complete, like five different seemingly useless items used in a weird and improbable way while making snarky comments.
Of course, that's not the real button, but a decoy to lure in reality-challenged individuals who actually believe that I would think it's a great idea (incidentally, this location will be hinted at "accidentally" every time the idiots punch a henchman in the face).
The real button is a lot more nefarious. It's a small thing that looks like the butt of a completely ordinary screw among many others on the underside of my bed. Except not really and and the screw's actually only the key (it has microscopic markers alongside it) needed to be put into a certain other thing in a highly illogical way that cannot be deduced (and has never been seen by anyone and that only I know by memory). After that the real, gray and boring button will appear. Pressing it will up the oxygen content of the athmosphere by 500 000% immidiately. This will result in horrible things really quickly.
Alternatively, my button is a giant yellow thing with a big smily face. It will look like the cheeriest thing ever. It will say "Press me for happy fun times!" on it. Pressing it will activate a sequence that tracks down every idiotic YouTube comment's writer and then starts broadcasting their comments inside their heads so loud they cannot think. If the "victim" (I'm at loath to use this word to describe the recipients here) is still alive after hearing his own retardation for two days, the broadcast will go vocal and actually start coming from within their heads. This will hopefully have the effect of passer-bys attempting to lynch them, either out of rage or an attempt to protect themselves.
After the button has been pressed, the effect is active forever and will also hunt down new posters. The effect may spread to include every page on the internet, depending on how things go. It will probably not kill everyone in the world, but it will improve the quality of life by at least 1500%
Of course, that's not the real button, but a decoy to lure in reality-challenged individuals who actually believe that I would think it's a great idea (incidentally, this location will be hinted at "accidentally" every time the idiots punch a henchman in the face).
The real button is a lot more nefarious. It's a small thing that looks like the butt of a completely ordinary screw among many others on the underside of my bed. Except not really and and the screw's actually only the key (it has microscopic markers alongside it) needed to be put into a certain other thing in a highly illogical way that cannot be deduced (and has never been seen by anyone and that only I know by memory). After that the real, gray and boring button will appear. Pressing it will up the oxygen content of the athmosphere by 500 000% immidiately. This will result in horrible things really quickly.
Alternatively, my button is a giant yellow thing with a big smily face. It will look like the cheeriest thing ever. It will say "Press me for happy fun times!" on it. Pressing it will activate a sequence that tracks down every idiotic YouTube comment's writer and then starts broadcasting their comments inside their heads so loud they cannot think. If the "victim" (I'm at loath to use this word to describe the recipients here) is still alive after hearing his own retardation for two days, the broadcast will go vocal and actually start coming from within their heads. This will hopefully have the effect of passer-bys attempting to lynch them, either out of rage or an attempt to protect themselves.
After the button has been pressed, the effect is active forever and will also hunt down new posters. The effect may spread to include every page on the internet, depending on how things go. It will probably not kill everyone in the world, but it will improve the quality of life by at least 1500%
A small lever, very much like the one they pulled to activate the Death Star's planet destroying lasers. However, it will not activate unless you are dressed as Emperor Palpatine and go through the entire spiel of taunting the hero, ending with the words, "...and now, young Jedi...you will die." This must be followed by maniacal laughter as you pull the lever.
It won't work otherwise.
What does the button do? It fires people. Rather, it sends in their termination notice. I would feel a whole lot better if I was fired by Emperor Palpatine, wouldn't you?
It won't work otherwise.
What does the button do? It fires people. Rather, it sends in their termination notice. I would feel a whole lot better if I was fired by Emperor Palpatine, wouldn't you?
Realisticly: A small button that can fit in my pocket. Looks like one of those things attached to you car keys. beep beep BOOM!
For the sake of being a badass: Same switch, but it activates a camera and microphone in the room with body-recognition, so the machine knows it is me. The doomsday machine activates when the recognized body makes a certian movement and certian sound. The movement is quickly pressing two of my fingers together, and the mic must record the resulting sound. That's right: I snap my fingers and the world ends! So much more badass than the button...
For the sake of being a badass: Same switch, but it activates a camera and microphone in the room with body-recognition, so the machine knows it is me. The doomsday machine activates when the recognized body makes a certian movement and certian sound. The movement is quickly pressing two of my fingers together, and the mic must record the resulting sound. That's right: I snap my fingers and the world ends! So much more badass than the button...
It is a simple button.
It is red,with a sliverish/gray outlining.
It says on it.'Muffin'
It launches teh n00ks at Ur bas3s 4 teh lulz
It is red,with a sliverish/gray outlining.
It says on it.'Muffin'
It launches teh n00ks at Ur bas3s 4 teh lulz
mine is this big red button that flashes says push the other button while i have another button on the side that says do not push.
My button is located in the cockpit of my giant spaceship orbiting space. Its big and red and has ACME written on it. A little bigger then fist sized and when i slam my hand on it... Out of the bottom of the spaceship a huge wooden mallet appears and knocks the earth, sending it on an astral pinball journey that ends at the sun. This promting a "NEW HIGHSCORE" message that light up space itself and celebrates my victory over my nemesis... Quarterman.
Mine is an altar made of bone. It requires a blood sacrifice to activate. I haven't quite figured out who the sacrifice should be. And the ritual will utterly consume the souls of both the sacrifice, and the ritual performer. Thus making their shells become my apocalypse bringing monsters.
My button is only as big for me to be able to press it easily with my thumb. It rests on the top of a vial of chemicals and matches the colour of the chemical perfectly. I can press it, throw the vial away and know that in 30 seconds its content is going to be released. And after that.. well, lets just say the world will get a much less populated place. MUAHAHAAAA!
Soon i will walk the new earth in my search of the few strong who survived..
Soon i will walk the new earth in my search of the few strong who survived..
There is a giant TV screen and it says insert code.
Me: "Knock Knock"
Captured Hero: "Who's There?"
*Alarms sound*
Me: "My new world order, thank you."
Me: "Knock Knock"
Captured Hero: "Who's There?"
*Alarms sound*
Me: "My new world order, thank you."
My button would be pink, just because I find the idea of a pink doomsday button amusing. It would be the size of my palm, so that I can hit it with full force. Then it produces a cup of tea for me to drink as the world is destroyed.