Ok, who wants a copy of Assassin's Creed Syndicate?

[Chimpzy_v1legacy]

Ok, so I bought myself a spiffy new SSD and for some reason it came with a voucher for a copy of Assassin's Creed Syndicate.
Alas, I have no interest in this series whatsoever, so I'm going to give it away to one of you.

But, because just jotting down the code and being done with it would be exceedingly boring, I'm going to give it to the first person who draws me like one of your French girls[footnote]Use my username for inspiration. Crappy MS Paint art counts.[/footnote].

I'll pm the code to that person. Mind you, it must be redeemed in Uplay.

EDIT: Code's gone, boys.

 

[Zhukov]

Well, fuck.

If I had a scanner I would happily present you with a competently executed pencil drawing of a chimpanzee reclining on a sofa.

Sadly I am not so equipped and I refuse to debase myself with MS paint.

Ah well, probably for the best. The game would doubtless be better appreciated by an actual fan of the series.

 

[Chimpzy_v1legacy]

No takers?

C'mon people, don't tell me these forums are too prudish for tasteful ape nudes?
Show some appreciation for for the bare simian form.

But it's alright. Art can't be rushed. I'll be patient.

 

[chrissx2]

How much will You pay me for taking it?


J/K, i wouldn't mind taking it

Sec, I have to draw a naked ape?! Nooo way, that's disgusting!

 

[Spider RedNight]

I think the problem is less artful chimp nudes and more because no one wants Syndicate, either XD

 

[Kentr_Wrolfsong]

If anything's worth coming out of lurkerhood, it's naked chimpanzees!

Spoiler

I don't think I've ever been this ashamed of anything in my entire life.

 

[ccggenius12]

Well, fuck.

If I had a scanner I would happily present you with a competently executed pencil drawing of a chimpanzee reclining on a sofa.

Sadly I am not so equipped and I refuse to debase myself with MS paint.

Ah well, probably for the best. The game would doubtless be better appreciated by an actual fan of the series.

What I'm hearing is, "Assassin's Creed: Syndicate is not worth a trip to the nearest Public Library," and I can't help but agree.

 

[Chimpzy_v1legacy]

If anything's worth coming out of lurkerhood, it's naked chimpanzees!

Spoiler

I don't think I've ever been this ashamed of anything in my entire life.

That is glorious. I appreciate you humoring my silly request for monkey porn ... I mean spank material ... I mean artful nudity. Yes, that's the one ... artful.

Anyway, expect a pm with the code in a few minutes.