That does sound like shit!!LordNue said:Quiet Stranger said:what was the story?LordNue said:Gameplay wise it's pretty good. Storywise, metroidwise, it's shit. Plus I really hated the X parasites.Quiet Stranger said:what was wrong with it? it got pretty good reviewsLordNue said:I wouldn't mind having Metroid Zero Mission, a graphically enhanced Metroid 2 (and other enhancements obviously) and Super Metroid (possibly graphically enhanced) collection, toss in the shameful Metroid Fusion too since it is one of the official games as much as I hate it.The game also features some of the ugliest enemies and bosses in the history of metroid. Everything's just so bloody neon coloured and smeared looking, like they let a hyperactive child colour everything. The X-Parasite system is stupid. When you kill an enemy a parasite comes out and you eat it to regain health, missiles (wtf?) or whatever, but if you don't eat it then it forms into a new enemy. X-parasites can also join together to make bigger stronger enemies. Most of the bosses are pretty stupid too, including one that can instantly kill you if you're not damn near psychic.Samus gets infected by parasites so they remove her suit. Which apparently grafted its self to her skin (because you know, it's not like she could get out of that thing before) and after surgically removing it she's left with the ugly ass fusion suit and to save her from the X-Parasite that infested her they injected her with metroid now she is part metroid and therefore weak to cold.
Her old suit becomes infected by the parasite and becomes the SA-X and tries to kill you with all your old, better, weaponry. Probably because you're so ugly and neon coloured while you explore a space station full of parasites. They also decide in this game that the entire reason Metroids were created were to eat these parasites back on SR388 or whatever. (Or was this back before Prime and they were still considered a natural lifeform back then? I don't fucking know anymore) and a hurp a durp you blow up your old suit and remain ugly forever. Oh and metroids are destroyed forever this time.