Once in a Lifetime Glitches/Glitches you HAD to be there to see

[TheTygerfire]

Okay, my boyfriend and I were playing Thief on the Xbox, and I was killing everyone in the first level. I shot what looked like the castle's Lord in the head and dropped him instantly. He fell on his stomach into the hallway. I see coming from the other side of the hallway a maiden, walking right to the body.

She screams "A DEAD BODY!!"...and proceeds to walk over the body, not even breaking her stride.

the game glitches to where she doesn't react, but the fact the sound clip of he finding it made that hilarious. We couldn't stop laughing.

 

[Xojins]

I was playing HL2, and it glitched in two Alyxs. One of them was talking to me from a loudspeaker from a control room, and one was following me. It was a huge 'wtf' moment.

 

[xitel]

I was playing Morrowind when I fell through the floor, into the sky beside me, and died. And my screen was showing that I was dying in two different places at the same time. over top of each other. I was dying twice, while dying once. You feel that pain in your brain as you read that? THAT'S WHAT IT FELT LIKE TO WATCH!

 

[vede]

I was playing HL2, and it glitched in two Alyxs. One of them was talking to me from a loudspeaker from a control room, and one was following me. It was a huge 'wtf' moment.

Two Alyx One Gordon?

Kinky...

For me, it would have to be STALKER. My friend was playing and he suddenly said, "Dude, come here and look at this..." He said he accidentally pressed reload with his shotgun full, and it reloaded again. He had himself a double-barrel shotgun with 126 shells loaded. I was like, "Dude, shweet."

 

[Xojins]

I was playing HL2, and it glitched in two Alyxs. One of them was talking to me from a loudspeaker from a control room, and one was following me. It was a huge 'wtf' moment.

Two Alyx One Gordon?

Kinky...

For me, it would have to be STALKER. My friend was playing and he suddenly said, "Dude, come here and look at this..." He said he accidentally pressed reload with his shotgun full, and it reloaded again. He had himself a double-barrel shotgun with 126 shells loaded. I was like, "Dude, shweet."

Haha, indeed.

Would this be Shadow of Chernobyl or Clear Sky to which you are referring?

 

[Vigormortis]

I was playing HL2, and it glitched in two Alyxs. One of them was talking to me from a loudspeaker from a control room, and one was following me. It was a huge 'wtf' moment.

Recently had a similar glitch while playing Left 4 Dead on the 360. Two of my friends and I were playing a little system link game of Dead Air on Expert. I was the host while the other 2 were on a different 360 waiting to join. As I was waiting in the safe room, I shot and killed Louis. Being that he was low in health, and he somehow lost the med-kit he picked up, and all the other kits had been used, I figured it'd be easier for him to die now and respawn in a closet nearby. Well, not long after I leave the safe room, my friends finally join the game. However, looking into the safe room, I see Francis, Bill, and 2 Louis'. One controlled by my other friend, and the other by the game. I'm not sure how it happened, but he stuck with us for the duration of that chapter. Even when one of them, or all of us, would die, both would come back. I've tried to replicate it, but it hasn't worked yet.

 

[vede]

I was playing HL2, and it glitched in two Alyxs. One of them was talking to me from a loudspeaker from a control room, and one was following me. It was a huge 'wtf' moment.

Two Alyx One Gordon?

Kinky...

For me, it would have to be STALKER. My friend was playing and he suddenly said, "Dude, come here and look at this..." He said he accidentally pressed reload with his shotgun full, and it reloaded again. He had himself a double-barrel shotgun with 126 shells loaded. I was like, "Dude, shweet."

Haha, indeed.

Would this be Shadow of Chernobyl or Clear Sky to which you are referring?

Shadow of Chernobyl.

 

[Slayer_2]

Fallout 3
I was shooting this gun, I blew his head off, unfortunately the game glitched and I blew his head off...3 times...at once...with one kill....the hell?

Thats not a glitch, he was just a Regenerist Mutant. They can grow body parts back

 

[the monopoly guy]

Me and 2 friends were playing No Mercy on expert on L4D. Bill was the only AI. We were near the finaly, in the part of the building being remodled and there was a tank. We were all low health and didn't have time to heal; well, lucky for us the tank was chasing Bill, who for some reason fell off the building (you're not even supposed to do that, you hang on the edge for a while first). Well guess what? The tank followed him off (double glitch!) and died, allowing us to heal and move on.

First usefull thing Bill has ever done. Seriously, I hate Bill with a passion. Every time I'm pinned and it's up to Bill to save me, he just stands around right next to me and doesn't do shit. Almost like he is covering the hunter that's killing me. He won't even shoot the hord.


I fucking hate Bill.

 

[x434343]

Once, on single player Left 4 Dead, Finale of No Mercy. I activated god as I go down. Tank spawns. Me, Bill, and Louis. Louis was down to start with. Tank crushes Louis for a few seconds. A hunter jumps in, then jumps off. Bill follows it. I switch off god mode. The tank kills Louis, turns, looks at me for about 10 seconds, TURNS AROUND, then jumps off the building after Bill.

 

[James is a nerd]

Fable 2.

Me and a friend tried to do the multiplayer story.
So I made a new character and my friend ported his overpowered character across from his save.

We had to go to some town and speak to Zoe Wannamaker.
We got to the town.. but decided to ignore the plot and murder the entire place.. Because we don't die and it's hilarious.

So we're fighting our way though swathes of guards dying every few seconds losing experiance we don't have, and I accidentally start the scene with Zoe while my friend has just been knocked out.

The scene finishes. And we both regain control of our characters. Except my friend is now a corpse. He is controlling his corpse which is sliding frictionlessly around on the ground. We were in hysterics.

Eventaully Corpsi and I got chucked out of town, in which we spawned as we normally would. Standing up. But the glitch was still in effect. My friend was gliding around the wilderness without moving his legs and my friend was making racing car noises and doing sharp turns.

I jumped in a lake, for no reason. My friend followed. The glitch went away. His character started swimming normally, untill we got out of the water and he was locked in the final frame of the front crawl animation. It looked like he was doing the Superman flying stance but only two inches off of the ground.

We couldn't continue at that point, we were laughing so hard my vision started to go and I got a headache. It was that hilarious.

Mainly due to the random sound effects we were adding though.

 

[jakefongloo221]

i was playing world of warcraft way before BC and i'm in scholomance we reach the lich and he fears all of us well i go run into the corner and keep running into the corner. The screen suddenly turned orange and my charecter was falling. In the distance you could see sky lines orange mountains and i'm falling for a good 2 minutes while all my team mates are like where did he go. Then just all of a suddenly the screen switches back into the corner i was running in and i take well over 10x my health in falling damage. so it blinks and i die. Freaked the crap out of my teammate because he was standing there then i warped on him

Oh also in oblivion if you manage to get 100 in acrobatics you can jump out of anvil without going through the gate...i ran into then under the ocean...then under the map i havn't tried to replicate it but jump out of anvil and run to the ocean see if it works

 

[Blair Bennett]

This was something really quite entertaining, and I've tried many a time to describe it verbally, and failed, so let's see if I'm any better with text.

Every so often, a small group of my friends and I have little "Nerd Marathons" or "Midnight Extravaganza" as we like to call it, in which we all crowd into someone's house, and play video games for a day or two. During one such event, me and one other person were in one room playing GTA: San Andreas. Because I'd neglected to bring along a memory card, we decided to start from the beginning of the game, and try and see how far we could get in whatever amount of time was available. During the FIRST MISSION (come on guys, it's not exactly as if your suffering from work fatigue here), the one where you have to outrun motorized vehicles with a small bicycle after a drive by shooting, it happened. It turned out like this:

After you "accept" the mission, there's this little cutscene, which is completely insignificant at the moment, as what happened immediately after the cutscene ended was what was truly important. It was not as if there was a moment of regularity, as soon as the cutscene ended, my friend and I were treated to a rather peculiar sight. CJ was lying on the ground, as if knocked over, and he didn't appear to be in any hurry to get up, regardless of the fact that there were several small cars, full of rival gang members taking pot shots at his prone-positioned ass. The entertaining part is the fact that, though CJ was lying on the ground, he was still controllable, to a degree. He would not move from the space that he had been currently occupying, though he would spin around in circles if prompted by either my friend or I. Now, considering that the opposing gang members didn't find this behavior in particular quite as funny as we did, CJ was in immediate danger of having a few too many bullets rammed into his lungs, however, my friend and I wanted footage. We paused the game (big mistake), and ran off the get a camera of sorts. When we returned, CJ had apparently had enough of his antics, and was back on his feet. We never got footage, something that, to this day, still haunts both my friend and I.

 

[Xvito]

I've been through many glitches in my days. So here's one.

Lots of weird stuff has happened to me in Fallout 3, but I've heard that it's a very glitchy game so...
When I was playing Halo 2 with a friend and we were in some kinda elevator under the water, we just fell through the floor and then we were running around on the bottom(of the lake). That's the reason I like the Halo games because there are so many hilarious places you can get to by glitching a little. Mmm... glitches.

 

[xitel]

I've been through many glitches in my days. So here's one.

Lots of weird stuff has happened to me in Fallout 3, but I've heard that it's a very glitchy game so...
When I was playing Halo 2 with a friend and we were in some kinda elevator under the water, we just fell through the floor and then we were running around on the bottom(of the lake). That's the reason I like the Halo games because there are so many hilarious places you can get to by glitching a little. Mmm... glitches.

Oh yeah, I've broken the map SO MANY times in Halo 2. I know in New Mombassa, I can get about a third of the way through the level without spawning any enemies by running along the rooftops.

 

[Zallest]

Playing Gears 2 i went to chainsaw someone on the stairs and it my teammate was running up the stairs about to do the same, we hit the dude with our saws at the same time and it teleported me into my friend and the dude we chainsawed exploded..... it was a very odd moment..

 

[smallharmlesskitten]

Running on the ocean in san andreas

 

[forever saturday]

once i was playing guitar hero 3. i finished the song but apparently failed, cuz it said "failed: 100% on expert". i have pics of it, but theyre on my phone so i dont know how to load pics from it, but i will once i figure it out.

 

[101194]

One time on Halo we were plays C&R and i threw a grag at one of the guys, What happen is the frag gernade stuck him on the balls he ran five feet back into the box with the shield on it and blew them both up ending me getting a double kill frag stick of amazingness...ness I have it on my file share send me a message and I'll send you the clip.

 

[Incompl te]

Fable 2 on multiplayer, my friend kept glitching because he died many times. So after a few hundred deaths every 5 seconds he kept dieing and everyone was screaming and we just laughed.