One-line confessions

[Free Thinker]

My life for Aiur is no more since denouncing the Xel'naga religion.

 

[CarpathianMuffin]

I chewed on my friend's pencil without thinking, and never told him. He's a huge germophobe.

 

[Salad Is Murder]

I read post secrets to feel better and worse about myself...but I think that's what they're there for.

 

[Tonythion]

It wasn't really over 9000.

It was 1006! (Cookie for reference, won't take people long though)

TFS

COOKIE NOW

OP: I have a huge ego but I don't like the way I look...how is this possible you ask?
I really have no idea...because I like looking at myself in the mirror...

Well the picture wont embed so here is your text cookie -hands over cookie-

OM NOM NOM NOM

 

[garlicncow]

I went into the basement, and the things I stole them

 

[JoJo Bizzaro 7]

Women are are evil and I have no troubles with confessing that because they ignore me, therefore I can only assume that they secretly plotting behind my back to use my body at some point in one of their monthly pagan witch ceremonies where they pay homage to the Dark Lord Cthulu.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

I just blue myself.

Prize for the reference.

 

[Lilani]

I took a poop today, and I was damn proud of it for a good hour.

 

[Spoonius]

I'm not deeply-tanned.

My dad's Egyptian.

 

[Triscut900]

I am too scared to tell my friends and family that I am a furry

 

[ShadowsofHope]

"I killed you ten minutes ago."

Cookie for reference.

Edit: "I think I have emotional issues from years of intense bullying."

Edit Edit: "I have terrible confidence issues when dealing with women which ruined my last (and first) real relationship, and miss that connection ever since."

 

[onewheeled]

I'd rather spend some quality time with my video games and/or iPod than hang with my "friends".

 

[Exmigrant]

The thought of asking a girl out still makes my heart skip a beat and causes me to chicken out. ... I'm 21 >_<

 

[Naheal]

Not so much of an confession, but an exclaimation.

"For fuck's sake, why?"

 

[Exmigrant]

"I killed you ten minutes ago."

Cookie for reference.

Edit: "I think I have emotional issues from years of intense bullying."

Edit Edit: "I have terrible confidence issues when dealing with women which ruined my last (and first) real relationship, and miss that connection ever since."

V for vendetta,

OT: I'm right there with you about the confidence thing,just out of curiosity, did the bullying lead to low self esteem for you too?

 

[Vault101]

I spent half of my food money on a game....and I don't regret it

 

[Stalk3rchief]

I gave my ex lots of shit because I found out she cheated on me, but I cheated on her just as much.

Been wanting to get that out for a long time now. =]