One-line confessions

[traineesword]

I am the man who arranges the blocks.

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE, you are so damn awesome!! Russian History via tetris for the win

My confession: I am a masochist which is why... no, is one of the reasons I changed girlfriends ... ¬_¬

 

[C95J]

snip

oh yeah! now your a real man!

 

[sayingmahalo]

Every morning at work, at *precisely* 11:05 am, I switch off the central heating because I know my boss can't stand it when the office is cold. Haven't been caught in over 3 months.

 

[SovietSecrets]

I am addicted to painkillers.

 

[InnerRebellion]

I was phone.

/thread

Aha, I get it.

I'll actually confess something.

My father is, basically, a WoW-bigot. I wanted to play the game, so I had a friend buy it, bring it to my house, I paid him, I waited till I was home alone, installed it on my laptop, hid the icon in a folder and renamed it, and I only go on when I'm sure everyone is asleep. I feel awful.

 

[Icarion (aka Stockholm)]

I like two and a half men.

 

[Master_of_Oldskool]

I lied to my therapist about having thoughts of suicide because I wanted to end my therapy sessions as soon as possible.

No, that's not dark humor, I'm serious.

 

[scyrin]

i open the shower curtains every time i go to the bathroom to make sure there are no killers hiding there ><

 

[c0ld3r]

I'm pretty sure the condom had a hole in it.
I knew she was your wife the whole time.
It was lupus.
It wasn't lupus.
She WASN'T dead when I got there...

IN THAT ORDER.

 

[ScarletRider]

All I'm hoping for is to see her smile.

 

[Mr. Socky]

I'm sorry for being so awesome.

 

[teebeeohh]

i cant say no to cake
for about a week i considered joining the army after having almost perfect scores in all the test
i sometimes dont get up in the morning because Im overwhelmed by insignificance
i never finished portal

 

[Tdc2182]

I cut my Rosary with scissors then lied about it.

I've done much worse stuff, but that one had me failing the most guilty.

 

[Brutal Peanut]

I lied to my therapist about having thoughts of suicide because I wanted to end my therapy sessions as soon as possible.

No, that's not dark humor, I'm serious.

When I was a child, I told my Therapist all the happy things she wanted to hear, so I wouldn't have to go anymore; even though I wasn't really happy or 'okay'.

 

[Ultress]

I'm in love with a lesbian

 

[Sexy Street]

I was the dude with the Infect deck. Cookie for what the hell I'm talking about.

 

[Sexy Street]

I lost my wallet in El Cegundo

I'm cool with people calling me the Space Cowboy, the Gangster of love, or Maurice

Wa woooooaw
EDIT: shit double post...

 

[shadow741]

I accidently the whole game.