One liner jokes, anyone?

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Mr Montmorency

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My girlfriend is anorexic. For some reason I've been seeing less and less of her recently.

Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "How do you drive this thing?"

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?"
 

Tallim

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I'm a great lover, I bet.

I had a recurring dream, once.

I wanted wine, women and song. I got a drunk woman singing.

All artists are willing to suffer for their art, so few are willing to learn how to draw.

I remember the first time I made love, well not love exactly but I made it and it still works.

A million monkeys were given a million typewriters, it's called the internet.