One of Yahtzee's lines are stuck in my head...

[lettucethesallad]

I love the phrase 'pants-on-head-retarded' and use it almost daily.

 

[BlastedTheWorm]

The one stuck in my head is when he simply goes "OH WAIT, YES IT DOES!". I can't, for the life of me, remember which video it's from, or even the context.

 

[azurine]

The one stuck in my head is when he simply goes "OH WAIT, YES IT DOES!". I can't, for the life of me, remember which video it's from, or even the context.

that was from his darksiders review.

"just because war is the personification of violence doesn't mean that violence is all he's about- OH WAIT, YES IT DOES!"

 

[Da Orky Man]

DISCLAIMER - *I'm sorry if this is in the wrong section*

The line "as the exasperated chinese zookeeper said to the last 2 pandas on the earth..."
The line isn't finished and I can't remember the video it came from.
Help please?

Yeah Halo wars, when the timer ran out and the people who he tried to rescued died, it was pretty funny.

That particular rant is probably my favorite Zero Punctuation moment. His frustration and anger seemed to be quite genuine, which made it even funnier. Speaking as someone who despises time limits and isn't very good at RTS games, I know exactly how he felt. Strangely enough however, I was able to beat that particular mission with plenty of time to spare. Perhaps he missed the secondary objective that extends the time limit for the player.

I'm speaking as someone who hates time limits, yet is very good at RTS'. And I truly HATED that mission. I'm dreading the day it's time to play through it on Legendary.

 

[Sir Seagull]

I quite liked one of the E3 (I think) episodes where he goes
"You may notice that all of these are sequels and if you didn't... *CLAP CLAP* OI!"

 

[BlastedTheWorm]

that was from his darksiders review.

"just because war is the personification of violence doesn't mean that violence is all he's about- OH WAIT, YES IT DOES!"

Thank you! It's been bugging me for ages, now.

 

[LongAndShort]

I like to use his "as popular as a three-cunted hooker" line as often as possible.

 

[Kotaro]

At least it's better than having Yahtzees Deus Ex song stuck in your head

Put on a trenchcoat! And fight some conspiracies

Gain experience! And level up abilities
Will you pick Rifles, or Computers
Don't pick swimming because it's fairly useless

It's a shooter, and a roleplaying game
The levels are ugly, and everyone looks the same
We're not the same Ion Storm that made Daikatana
Our games are good and they stay on schedule

We made a sequel that no-one liked
Because we dumbed it down too much
Cus we're thick

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Quotes/DeusEx
Nine quotes down. You're welcome.

 

[SckizoBoy]

One of my favourites has to be from the fallout new vegas review,
"making it mine by international law of go fuck yourself"

Love that!

LOL I'd forgotten about that one...

Spoiler: Best Line EVAR!

And the first one that came to mind this time was: GEE! I wonder what that's from?! Hmm hmm?! Wink wink! Tonguebath!

 

[Jesse Billingsley]

"But [name], you handsome stallion!" xD

I thought it was "But [name], you handsome, charismatic stallion!"

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

'Cover based shooting is a little dry and overdone, even if it's perfectly executed and the only way to perfectly execute Mindjack, would be with a lethal injection.'

I thought that line was really clever, nearly made me fall out of my chair when I heard it and has stuck with me since.

 

[Gazisultima]

I loved the WoW: Cataclysm review, where Yahtzee described the spell mirror image and said "it might as well be called "Reap on, ye fucking reaper man!"" It made me laugh so much!

 

[Okysho]

Dude, don't feel bad about it. I can't stop thinking about his minecraft review every time I play minecraft

 

[Johnnydillinger]

My favourite would be from the mailbox episode:

"So you want a number? How about Four, as in Fourk You!"

 

[Knusper]

I have two quotes from the mailbag review that are stuck in my head. Firstly the "Go Team Retard!" and also "'I'm not a fanboy' 'Yes you are'"

 

[funguy2121]

DISCLAIMER - *I'm sorry if this is in the wrong section*

The line "as the exasperated chinese zookeeper said to the last 2 pandas on the earth..."
The line isn't finished and I can't remember the video it came from.
Help please?

DISCLAIMER - *I'm sorry if this is in the wrong section*

The line "as the exasperated chinese zookeeper said to the last 2 pandas on the earth..."
The line isn't finished and I can't remember the video it came from.
Help please?

Go outside and get some fresh air. Talk to some other human beings, in person.

...was that helpful?

 

[Irriduccibilli]

At least it's better than having Yahtzees Deus Ex song stuck in your head

Put on a trenchcoat! And fight some conspiracies

Gain experience! And level up abilities
Will you pick Rifles, or Computers
Don't pick swimming because it's fairly useless

It's a shooter, and a roleplaying game
The levels are ugly, and everyone looks the same
We're not the same Ion Storm that made Daikatana
Our games are good and they stay on schedule

We made a sequel that no-one liked
Because we dumbed it down too much
Cus we're thick

Aw fuck.
I know I've heard that song before. He played it over a background of the deus ex logo, right?
Which episode is it from?

What? Where the bloody hell was this? I missed something of Yahtzee's? Oh, what is the world coming to?

Have no fear my minions, because Irriduccibilli is here to help. It's from the end of his Guitar Hero: World Tour review, BUT I found this nifty little video on youtube with the song only. Enjoy having this song stuck in your head for eternity

 

[SidingWithTheEnemy]

I just love his "Medal of Honor: Airborne" review.
It was difficult to transcribe but my favorite sentence was well worth the effort:

"A war stops being glorious and starts getting annoying when you're replaying the same fucking bastard's sections for the nintiest fucking bastard time because you don't posses the bionics cybervision necessary to spot all fifteen hidden fucking bastard snipers who can draw a beat on and decapitate you before you can say uncle Sam." Ben Yahtzee Croshaw reviewing MOH Airborne on 31. October 2007

 

[DarkhoIlow]

The funniest Yahtzee rant probably comes from his Darksider review.

"And what right has War for getting angsty over his life, he's FUCKING war, he's never had to queue up for the jobcenter or pine after next girlfriend who left him for a surfer, he just breaks things! If I war war, and I just hoasted a seven-foot demon up in the air and chopped him in half with a single swing of my sword I wouldn't stand there scowling, I'd go Fuckinh HELL, did anyone see that? I'm squirting machismo out of my nipples over here! I am a MONSTER TRUCKK that walk like a man!"

Pretty much my favorite quote throughout all the ZP's I've seen.

Really hilarious.

 

[Dethenger]

My favourites are:
"____, you charismatic stallion!"
"____, you callipygian superman!"
"____, you ordinary person!"

I use them when telling stories.