One of Yahtzee's lines are stuck in my head...

[DustyDrB]

I have to mention this, even though it's probably a mean thing to do. I work in a behavioral health clinic, and I checked in on one of our slower patients last night only to find him sleeping...with his gym shorts on his head. I started laughing for five minutes. I couldn't help it.

 

[CrimsonBlaze]

This one is really recent, but still funny (and so is the second half of the review on Resistance 3).

"Wait a minute! The scientist has a beard! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH THE REST OF THE BODY, INSOMNIAC!?"

 

[MisterDyslexo]

"There is no middle-finger big enough"

Call of Juarez: Cartel

 

[Shade184]

"But [name], you handsome stallion!" xD

Wasn't it "You charismatic stallion"?
Still funny as hell though.

In which one did he actually use that line? "Charasmatic stallion?"

 

[Shade184]

"But [name], you handsome stallion!" xD

Wasn't it "You charismatic stallion"?
Still funny as hell though.

Nevermind, got it: Bioshock.

 

[mcdain]

"Fuck me, it's cold in here!" - Ocarina of Time 3D
"A-bloogy woogy woo" - Amnesia

And my personal favourite:
"Oh, it's blocked. Guess I'll turn around and WHERE DID YOU COME FROM!? AAGGH, RUN RUN RUN I'M SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN TO MESS YOUR CHAIRS UP, OH PISSING BLIMEY, THERE'S JAM COMING OUT OF THE WALLS!!"

 

[repeating integers]

I have to mention this, even though it's probably a mean thing to do. I work in a behavioral health clinic, and I checked in on one of our slower patients last night only to find him sleeping...with his gym shorts on his head. I started laughing for five minutes. I couldn't help it.

...Ahahahaha. I understand your reaction completely, that's hilarious.

 

[Bloedhoest]

"Nothing can unshite the shite". Something like that, forgot what video it comes from.

I remember that one, it's from Red Faction Guerrilla, when he's reminiscing about the first Red Faction, 'And no amount of emotion *insert something I forgot* can unshite the shite'.

Thanks!


Also this one from Mindjack.

Fucking!
Fucking!
Fucking!
Fucking!
Bad!
Bad!
Bad!
Bad!

And I'm the first to think of this one?

 

[Fenris97]

Like wrestling an excitable dog in a paddling pool of disembodied breasts

From Saint's row 2
Applicable anywhere.

 

[Panzervaughn]

"Swallow some razorwire, pull it out your ass and FLOSS YOURSELF TO DEATH"

 

[Spider RedNight]

"Third thought: Oh, goody! That means I can go back inside and play Minecraft!"

That's one of those that I think can represent my life as a gamer. XD