One sentence in your language

[Incredible Bullshitting Man]

Well this is strange. I don't think I've ever even checked WarCry before. Not that I really remember when I or why I first registered here, but I'd assume it was after someone pointed out Zero Punctuation for me.

I guess it is possible stumbled on WarCry from some other side that linked to it and I had to register there to do something I felt was worth registering for, but I really have no recollection of anything like that.

My theory? Space-time continuum just farted.

Well, it doesn´t matter. The fact still remains that you´re a fossil, a prehistoric relic that belongs to the museum.

And the Finnish over-presentation on the internet strikes again. Don't feel bad, Escapist, even 4Chan has been bitten in the ass by this.

Kunhan vittuilen. Minä en ole edes viittinyt kattoa mitään vitun Peli Koiria. Oli toi Äl Är Ärrän uutisparodia sen verran kuraa kun pari jaksoa katoin että olen pysynyt ihan Nolla Välimerkissä ja Ylihyppäämättömässä siitä lähtien. Jotain muuta köyhää videopeli parodiaa kanssa yritin kattoa, mutta pitää se vaan myöntää kenen varassa Todellisuutta Pakeneva Henkilö oikeasti on.
Tulekoohan banskua jos ne keksii laittaa meidän kommentit baabelin kalan läpi?

Translation: I think Zero Punctuation and Unskippable are good shows.

Jaa-a, jos baabeli on yhä yhtä ässä kuin joskus aikoinaan, niin se on kyllä ihan arpapeliä mitä sieltä tulee. Voi tulla bannia tai voi olla tulematta. Jos vasara viuhuu, niin lähdetään laulaen koko porukka.
Mitä paikalliseen viihdetarjontaan taas tulee, niin olen samoilla linjoilla; Tää karuselli pyörii täysin parin ohjelman varassa. Mutta pyöriköön.

Meaning: Those thrice-damned Finns are just bloodthirsty penguins in disguise. Beware!

 

[7moreDead_v1legacy]

Dwi'n caru defnyddiwr o'r enw Pandy mwy na neb arall yn y byd. <3

Edit: Also, Dyma fy nghar coch.

Damn ninja'd
Pa Pandy rydych yn dod wedyn?

I can't remember too much Welsh so incase I spelt/said it wrong...What Pandy you from then?

I'm not, he's a person =]

Can't he be both ;_;

 

[FamoFunk]

Mae hyn yn fy nghar Red/Coch

This is Welsh

 

[thylasos]

Considering I am English... Feck it, I'm part Russian!
&#1069;&#1090;&#1086; &#1082;&#1088;&#1072;&#1089;&#1085;&#1099;&#1081; &#1072;&#1074;&#1090;&#1086;&#1084;&#1086;&#1073;&#1080;&#1083;&#1100;.
I think that's right...

&#1042;&#1086;&#1090; &#1084;&#1086;&#1103; &#1082;&#1088;&#1072;&#1089;&#1085;&#1072;&#1103; &#1084;&#1072;&#1096;&#1080;&#1085;&#1072;.

 

[8bitmaster]

01110100011010000110100101110011001000000110100
10111001100100000011011010111100100100000011100
10011001010110010000100000011000110110000101110010

its there, but have fun decoding.

 

[Chimpzy_v1legacy]

Dees is maane rooien otto.

Antwerp dialect.

 

[Eldan]

Da'sch mies rote n'auto.

 

[Hollock]

This is my wicked awesome red car. and

"Go Sox"

because its obligatory.

I actually never knew that the phrase "wicked awesome" wasn't common everywhere until I was like 15, I say wicked awesome all the freaking time.

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

Considering I am English... Feck it, I'm part Russian!
&#1069;&#1090;&#1086; &#1082;&#1088;&#1072;&#1089;&#1085;&#1099;&#1081; &#1072;&#1074;&#1090;&#1086;&#1084;&#1086;&#1073;&#1080;&#1083;&#1100;.
I think that's right...

&#1042;&#1086;&#1090; &#1084;&#1086;&#1103; &#1082;&#1088;&#1072;&#1089;&#1085;&#1072;&#1103; &#1084;&#1072;&#1096;&#1080;&#1085;&#1072;.

Wait, then what did I say?

 

[shootdown]

this is my red car man, its bare peng

 

[The Funslinger]

in Yorkshire English

Ah said ah were gonna bray the gert bastard an' he were off like a gypsy's dog up a rhubarb tree!

translation

I said I would strike the gert bastard across the face and he turned and ran at great speed!

No known translation for "gert" exists. You have to be from yorkshire to understand.

 

[Noceus]

"To je moj rde&#269;i avto."

Slovenian

 

[thylasos]

Considering I am English... Feck it, I'm part Russian!
&#1069;&#1090;&#1086; &#1082;&#1088;&#1072;&#1089;&#1085;&#1099;&#1081; &#1072;&#1074;&#1090;&#1086;&#1084;&#1086;&#1073;&#1080;&#1083;&#1100;.
I think that's right...

&#1042;&#1086;&#1090; &#1084;&#1086;&#1103; &#1082;&#1088;&#1072;&#1089;&#1085;&#1072;&#1103; &#1084;&#1072;&#1096;&#1080;&#1085;&#1072;.

Wait, then what did I say?

"It/that's a red automobile."

&#1040;&#1074;&#1090;&#1086;&#1084;&#1086;&#1073;&#1080;&#1083;&#1100; is... well, not commonly used. It can be used, certainly, but it's not the common usage.

And since it's a loan-word I'm under the impression it would be one of the neuter (&#1089;&#1088;&#1077;&#1076;&#1085;&#1086;&#1075;&#1086; &#1088;&#1086;&#1076;&#1072 ones which doesn't conjugate, like &#1090;&#1072;&#1082;&#1089;&#1080; or &#1084;&#1077;&#1090;&#1088;&#1086;, though I mightn't be right about that.

I'm English too, by the way, but I just spent a year in &#1057;&#1072;&#1085;&#1082;&#1090; &#1055;&#1077;&#1090;&#1077;&#1088;&#1073;&#1091;&#1088;&#1075;.

 

[N0b0dy]

æàú äîëåðéú äàãåîä ùìé

EDIT: damn gibberish...

 

[Jester00]

Da'sch mies rote n'auto.

switzerland?

 

[darth gditch]

ya brudda, ay juss gat dis sweet-asss fya red cyar. Maaan dis is some bareshite ryt herre.


A beer for anyone who can 1) pronounce it and 2) guess where Im from/live.

Pronounce, maybe-but I'd say the islands. Caribbean. Probably not Jamaica, because that would be the first guess and you wouldn't have offered a beer if it were that easy. XD Not Cuba, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Costa Rica, or Puerto Rico because it's not Spanish or Spanish slang. So that leaves any island in the Lesser Antilles really. Am I close?

Yes you are close. Its the local dialect of Barbados. Well done, go have a beer and put it on my tab.

ya brudda, ay juss gat dis sweet-asss fya red cyar. Maaan dis is some bareshite ryt herre.


A beer for anyone who can 1) pronounce it and 2) guess where Im from/live.

That's Jamaican accent right? So that makes you Jamaican, right? I can pronounce it.

Sorry buddy, it's Bajan. But go have a half pint for getting close.
Most of my UK friends cant even read it XD

Haha, excellent. I shall indeed.
I once had a teacher who was Brazilian, but raised in Trinidad and who spent 10 years in Jamaica. Boy did he have an interesting accent.

 

[StBishop]

Tha's me flamin bush basha' mate.

Also, as there's probably not been japanese yet. (although I'm an Aussie)

Kore wa boko no aka no karuma desu ne.

Don't have the ability to type Hirigana or Kanji on this computer.

Close, but not quite.

Kore wa watashi no akai kuruma desu.
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&#12371;&#12428;&#12399;&#31169;&#12398;&#36196;&#12356;&#36554;&#12391;&#12377;&#12290;

(Boko (really "boku" and desu ne were technically correct if you were male (boku, though I know the female version "atashi" isn't used by girls anymore, so not sure about boku) or using formal construction (desu ne))

Thanks for picking up the typo in Kuruma.
I was taught that red can be either aka or akai so I just used aka.
And, yeah I'm a dude so boku 'cause I was boasting.

With the second no, I was wondering about that, it seemed weird because I thought it was too much repetition. It felt wrong but I was told that to describe something as a colour we use no, I was taught a pretty formal way of talking/writing Japanese at school as it was intended for international business use.

 

[XJ-0461]

"What ho, old chap, this is my red automobile. Good day to you."

Why yes, I am English.