One Sentence Summaries

[jake09050]

I was hanging out with a couple of friends and we where summarizing games in a one sentence synopsis. Now i want to see what you guys can think of.

 

[Vanilla Gorilla]

Mercenaries 2, or: How I learned to stop worrying about depth and love blowing things up.

 

[xitel]

Halo: Shoot aliens.
Call of Duty 1-3: Shoot Nazis
Call of Duty 4: Shoot Middle Eastern people
Call of Duty WaW: Shoot Nazis and Japanese people
Mass Effect: Shoot aliens

I could go on...

 

[Ursus Astrorum]

Left 4 Dead: Here are some zombies.

Ninja Gaiden 2: You are here, demons over there, KILL THEY ASS.

 

[sms_117b]

CoD 4: MW - Boom! Headshot

 

[JoshasorousRex]

Fallout 3: This game is freaking awsome, there are so many weapons and places o find, the world is HUGE, right now I'm at the very last part of the story quest and said "NO I'm going to leave you in here now and explore the rest of the wasteland", that is how awsome and big it is, and I've been playing for like 14 hours, notice how I didn't use any periods or correct punctuation, no question mark for you, you should change it to one line to stop people from doing this, anyways back to Fallout, most of the followers are a pain when you are trying to sneak around but for some reason I found Dogmeat so cool and I hated when he died, which was A LOT, probably because I never had a pet

 

[Ronwue]

Empire total war : Never thought a game this buggy could be so awesome
Red Alert 3 : What the hell did I miss.
Grand ages Rome : Ima gona build myself in Rome, roman style.
Half-Life : Got wrench, Will travel.
Ballistics : Supersonic speed freak.
Baldur's Gate : It could be better if it gave blowjobs.

 

[Biggy Man]

Fallout 3: "Man, the worlds gone to hell, I better kill something"

 

[Archereus]

Romance of the Three Kingdoms 10, the worlds greatest Real-Time Strategy, Turn based strategy hybrid ever.

 

[RobotoWorks]

Any Mario World game - Bowser likes Peach Cobbler.

 

[Zetona]

Gran Turismo 5 Prologue:If a racing sim is designed to emulate all the processes and mechanics of real auto racing, then this game is not a racing sim.

Civilization Revolution: "The house is on fire, but I gotta squeeze in one more turn here..."

 

[TsunamiWombat]

Thats your synopsis of Fallout 3? Come on man. It's right there for you.

Fallout 3: War... War never changes.

Diablo 2: Clicky Click.

BioShock: System Shock 2 minus inventory plus action.

Dynasty Warriors Anything: Square Square Square Square X Square Square Square Square X Triangle MUSOOOUUUU!

 

[Aqualung]

Shadow of the Colossus: Stab its vital points for MASSIVE DAMAGE.

Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess: It's Ganondorf again.

Katamari Damacy: WTFun?

 

[historybuff]

Silent Hill: Why the British need to leave their cults at home. (Why do the heads of the cult all sound like Brits?) -or- Try to hang onto your family members!

Fatal Frame: Don't ever let anyone ever take your picture. Ever.

Final Fantasy VII: Look, a long-haired genocidal maniac!
Final Fantasy VIII: Look, a boring guy and his high school friends with cool shoes!
Final Fantasy IX: Press X to watch this boring crap that you don't care about and look, that long-haired guy looks like a woman!

 

[The Electric Victorian]

Hearts of Iron II: What the fuck do all these numbers mean.
Hearts of Iron II Doomsday: I just invaded Japan with helicopters.
Hearts of Iron II Armageddon: Fighting the Civil War again in 1936 is harder than it sounds.

Fallout 3: I want to go back inside now.

Red Orchestra: You will die every thirty seconds, for no good reason, but somehow war is still really fun.

EVE Online: The only way to enjoy this game is to fundamentally loath and mistrust other human beings.


Halo 3: The last, gasping breath of deathmatch pased gameplay.
Halo Wars: An argument against abortion.

Call of Duty, World at War: Automatic weapons are the most hilarious things to happen to the Japanese people ever.

World in Conflict (haiku): Ground Control was cool.
Remember that PC game?
What happened there, huh?

Gears of War: Really fun to play when you're girlfriend isn't watching.

Team Fortress 2: You're an asshole if you miss grenades.

Silent Hill 2: OH JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT OH JESUS OH GOD KILL IT WITH A GUN JESUS!

 

[RebelRising]

World of Warcraft: Because apparently hunting for pigs' feet is the most captivating story there is.

Rome: Total War: Because Gladiator, Troy, and Alexander would have made awesome games.

Titan Quest: Visit exotic locales on the Gods' time.

 

[090907]

Diablo 2: Clicky Click.

I would have said cli-cli-cli-cli-cli-cli-cli-cli-cli-cli-cli-click! and yet it's ont of my all-time favourites.