one sentence to save your life.

[theheroofaction]

You can't interrogate the dead.

You've then got about 5 seconds to convince them you know something.

 

[MrRetroSpectacles]

If you strike me down I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, by which I mean my aura will be unbearably bright, not that i will pose a threat.

 

[Your Nightmare]

On an unrelated note, why does everyone keep saying "Book it" and "If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine!" ?

But I would probably say something like

If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine! and when they turn around to discuss what they're going to do with me, I'll book it

 

[Shadie777]

I would say "Red Ranger Transform!" while the power ranger theme tune plays in the background.
That will make them shit bricks.

Anyone.... Want a blowjob?

You have made me lol, you deserve money.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

"I'm the doctor."

 

[chiefohara]

don't make me angry... you wouldn't like me when im angry

 

[Stalk3rchief]

"Okay fine, I'll show you where I stashed the money!"

Not having any money this should get their attention, and leading them to said destination I'll have time to think up an escape.

 

[theheroofaction]

snip

That's to say what the next part of the plan is, not to show what they would say.

 

[Trenya]

I throw my sweetroll up in the air to distract them, so that I may get an advantage.

Haha yes! That never fails.

I'd tell them an impossible riddle, then remind them that they will never know the answer if they kill me.

 

[EmpressZombiKitty]

"If any of you get any closer, I'm gonna throw my shit at you!"

I would then proceed to drop my pants and start shitting right there in the alley. So they know SHIT JUST GOT REAL.

lol, did you watch Kevin Hart's comedy special, too?

I'm going to assume that's a comedian, but I've never heard of him.

So I'm going to say "no" on that one.

Yeah, he's a comedian. He said he would do the same thing because he couldn't fight. That the gunman would probably put his weapon down so that you would do the same.

 

[the rye]

"Just do it, i dont care anymore"
Ill let the fates decide if this works or not

 

[Vilcus]

If he has a knife: My blood is acid, and my blood pressure is insanely high.

If he has a gun: I see you have hollow points in there (lol I stole that).

If he has no weapon: ...nothing because I just beat him to death.

 

[RoBi3.0]

"I'm the doctor."

Wins thread!

 

[spartan231490]

Alright, so say you're running away from generic bad guys, now you're up against the wall, you have time to say on sentence to save you whether by buying you time, confusing them, distracting them or convincing them not to fight.

So, what is it?

*looks up over their heads and get's a really depressed look on face* That damned dragon keeps singeing my eyebrows.

 

[sheah1]

TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

 

[shadyh8er]

"If any of you get any closer, I'm gonna throw my shit at you!"

OT: "Is that a demonic duck of some sort?"

Spoiler

Really?!

 

[sylekage]

"How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?! (while they're confused) ONE! (punch) TWO! (shot to the nuts) THREE! (neck snapping motion)!" Then book it.

 

[OctoH]

"Wait; don't touch the butter!"

Then just start shooting.

 

[BioHazardMan]

I throw my sweetroll up in the air to distract them, so that I may get an advantage.

I see what you did there (Morrowind)