One thing you would change about yourself, realistically or not...

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PUR3_GAM3R33

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Realistically:I'd like to have straight hair TBH

Non-realistically:Superpowers,specifically this one:http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Elemental_Manipulation

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corsair47

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Squid94 said:
I would turn on God Mode. Done.
same here. You kind of set yourself up for that with "realistically or not"
I'd become an all powerful deity and then i would be able to change anything i wanted. Multiple things. This kind of seems like cheating, since it would be a sort of asking for more wishes type of thing, but i don't care.
 

Scabadus

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Wings would be fun, but to go with something a little more plausible I'd change my eye colour to bright red. I don't know which would be more fun, being awsome due to having red eyes, or seeing peoples' reactions...
 

corsair47

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Scabadus said:
Wings would be fun, but to go with something a little more plausible I'd change my eye colour to bright red. I don't know which would be more fun, being awsome due to having red eyes, or seeing peoples' reactions...
that would just terrify me. seriously how do you feel this would help you?
How do you expect to pick up chicks if they run away screaming the moment they see you?
 

Doclector

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I'd just generally ask to look less like a terrifying umbrella corporation produced abomination, but if it's a plastic surgeon and not a wizard, I'll only end up looking like a creepy plastic abomination instead.

So in the case of it being just a very good plastic surgeon...werewolf esque beast. I reckon he couldn't possibly make fur look plastic, and, although I may be revealing some underlying furry tendencies here (Don't gorram judge me, man!) it'd be kinda cool.
 

corsair47

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SuperNova221 said:
Mind bullets.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nI0anaLjLb0

That is all.
WITH MIND BULLETS!
That's telekinesis kyle!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FL4HSiGvk68
 

DMac the Knife

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Darth Caelum said:
Hmm. Fat removal? I mean, I'm not that fat, but I would certainly do without the flab. So yeah, fat removal or something similar. Besides that though, nothing else comes to mind.
Sounds good to me. If I could magically "poof" away the extra pounds I would. Instead I guess I'll just have to keep hiking...
 

Feralcentaur

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Not something that could be done by a Plastic surgeon, but I would like red demonic looking eyes and slightly pointier teeth than I already have, that and perhaps unusually coloured skin, I wanna see if I can get my Fundamentalist friend to think I'm the devil. =D
I can do the deranged psychopath look already but I want to improve on it...
 

370999

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I would dearly like to be much smarter.

Ot maybe be able to produce a body odour that causes everyone to love me instantly.
 

SuperNova221

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corsair47 said:
SuperNova221 said:
Mind bullets.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nI0anaLjLb0

That is all.
WITH MIND BULLETS!
That's telekinesis kyle!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FL4HSiGvk68
Makes me happy to see that somebody caught that reference, despite my best attempts to keep it hidden.
 
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Kuranesno7 said:
Wings. Like a dragon if possible.
I'd never have to drive around If I could fly.
I was thinking angel wings but dragon wings sound far more awesome. Oh man I am stoked for getting my dragon win... wait, you weren't serious? I'm not getting my dragon wings? Well fuck this.

O: Yeah, wings. Either dragon or angel, depending on how they both looked and performed of course.
 

Jasper Jeffs

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I want my nose fixing, I can't breathe through my right nostril God dammit. I've been repeatedly hit in the same spot at the top of my nose so many times without it breaking, the last time was when I got headbutted, it's fucked up something because if I put a finger up my right nostril it's blocked off by some kind of bone, whilst I can finger my brain through the other nostril. It's annoying, I'm fine with it being crooked at the top but SOMEONE FIX MY RIGHT FUCKING NOSTRIL SO I CAN BREAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTHHHEEEEE.
 

babinro

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Nothing, I don't believe in manufactured self improvement.

I feel as though I try hard to lose weight, but I seem to lack the self control and willpower to really make a dent. Still, I would feel like I've failed myself if I resorted to surgery to fix my obesity.
 

Nimcha

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I would make myself more intelligent and less lazy so I could actually go and study physics. :<
 

Scabadus

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corsair47 said:
Scabadus said:
Wings would be fun, but to go with something a little more plausible I'd change my eye colour to bright red. I don't know which would be more fun, being awsome due to having red eyes, or seeing peoples' reactions...
that would just terrify me. seriously how do you feel this would help you?
How do you expect to pick up chicks if they run away screaming the moment they see you?
To be honest it's less about helping me become conventially good looking and more about indulging my insanity. People don't get plastic surgery for others; they get it for themselves. To make themselves more confident or to fit in with what they believe is an attractive look. If you were totally alone on a barren planet with nothing but a plastic surgery robot for company, some people would still get that liposuction or breast enlargement because it would make them feel right, even with nobody else to see it. I think that red eyes would be a cool thing to have, so that's what I'd go for.

Also, I don't pick up chicks (though if I did I'd be aiming a little higher than somebody who ran away screaming at red eyes).
 

DesiPrinceX09

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I have lost a lot of color from my skin, I wish I was dark again like I was when I was younger. I want to be dark skinned like a real Indian/Pakistani. But at least I'm not pale, I just went from a dark brown to a light brown skin tone and I don't like it at all.