One thing you would tell the new world

[Vanguard_Ex]

Judgement day is upon us! Whatever god, higher being, advanced machine, etc. of your choosing has decided to wipe this planet clean and start again with humanity.

You can leave one piece of advice behind for the new breed of humans. What is it?

 

[Baresark]

Shave your heads and forget God or family,
Define yourself the logic and worship knowledge.

Haha, if they made their brains the same as ours it would be impossible, though.

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

Shave your heads and forget God or family,
Define yourself the logic and worship knowledge.

Haha, if they made their brains the same as ours it would be impossible, though.

Jesus that is deep, I think you might as well be given a /thread badge, heh.

 

[Knight Captain Kerr]

Be excellent to each other and party on, dudes!

 

[vrbtny]

"Muhahah. Now is my opportunity to piss off the edge of the world.... awww, yeahhh."

Cookie if you get the reference.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Don't piss off the fucking ducks."

you said of my choosing. i chose ducks.

 

[Twilight_guy]

Soylet green... IS PEOPLE!!!

Assuming that that the new world even understood writing and specifically English, I'd probably tell them how the world ended so they could avoid the same issue. (Hint: god got angry at the number of Skyrim threads and destroyed the world, don't do that future world!).

 

[otakon17]

Don't ever utter the words: It couldn't get any worse....

 

[Timmons]

anything you say to them will be misinterpreted over generations until it is massively exaggerated... sounds familiar......

 

[Nickolai77]

Something like this:


A bit of Monty Python wisdom.