Online Dating... Experiences/Successes/Failures/Anything...

[Boris Goodenough]

Well I lost my virginity because of it and a fair few meet-ups, so I guess it's good for something but an actual relationship stemming from it? No dice.

 

[Fuzzed]

Finding a girl online is cool. Just say some silly stuff and ask them to meet you at some public place. Share some wings and see if she wants to have some good times on your bed. I've met about ten girls online. two of which went the distance. So my advice, don't beat yourself up if the first four don't give you any love.

 

[Elementary - Dear Watson]

one time i created an ok cupid account to harrass a friend with questions about how much dick she was being swamped in

then i got bored and answered a bunch of the personality test questions so i could look at my enemies list and judge what it said about my character

then i added pictures and set my profile to bi and wrote a giant biography establishing i was there solely to fuck with people and promised to respond to every message with a rap about obama
the response was overwhelming but nobody seemed to understand i was not kidding about the raps
i wrote so many raps about obama holy shit

anyway i got banned for some reason

Tilly... you make me laugh so much! XD

Just tell them that you are a pilot. I reckon your entire profile could just be a picture of your face, which you'd only need so they can verify your age, and "I am a pilot".

I mean for heavens sake; you fly for a living. Everyone else in the world just makes spreadsheets and then sits in a tin box for 2 hours swearing at people.

Well... I am in the RAF... The problem is I know pilots, and seriously, I do NOT want to associate myself with their kind!
My jobs cooler anyway!!

Well that's interesting. I've long harboured a suspicion that pilots are all either rahs who bang on about "the rugger" or are so boring as to make one feel ill.

Still though; they do convey an image of dashing, homo-erotic, killers with dapper haircuts which is always going to be more sexually evocative than a quantity surveyor called Colin. Plus people think they're well paid and there's no aohrodisac like money.

Anyway you must tell us all about it, especially if it goes really badly.

Meh... i'm the same rank as pilots... we're payed the same... they do get that damn flying pay though!

Oh... and if it goes whrong expect the whineyist self-depreciating lol worthy topic the 'pist has ever seen!

 

[technofairyfolclor]

Well, I'm a girl and I met my guy online. We met accidentally, though. We've been dating almost 3 years now, though, and plan to get married in the next few years ^^ chin up, though, you'll meet someone in real life or online. But if you do it online remember to be careful and video chat with whoever it is before you meet them ^^;