Only in video games...

[Benmonkey7]

Only in video games can a random stranger with no experience command an army.

 

[ahrnygoose]

Only in video games can a lone marine walk in and out hell, killing the legions of the damned with a chainsaw and a gun named obscenely after it's one main physical characteristic.

 

[feeback06]

only with video games can entire wars be fought without a single bullet shot.

 

[OneOfTheMichael's]

Only in video games can a lone man save humanity from a religious alien race who destroy planets, you can survive a 50 feet drop and dust your shoulders off and casually stroll away, set off a nuke without all the governments of the whole chasing you down, and can kill armies of zombies with a baseball bat.

 

[The Common Hours]

Only in video games where you can do anything you want... except swim...

 

[ColeBarrett]

Only in Video Games can you get/use an extra life
Only in Video Games can you shoot someone repeatedly with multiple weapons and varied ammo and watch them runaway with their body still in tact.
Only in Video Games can you be caught committing a crime and be ignored as long as you holster your weapon.
Only in Video Games can clothes enhance your 5 senses.
Only in Video Games can you "proposition" a hooker without consequences.
Only in Video Games can you dunk a basketball from half-court
Only in Video Games can you obtain super powers

 

[Captain Epic]

Only in video games you can base jump 1000ft, and pull out a parachute 10ft from the ground and be just fine.

 

[Nouw]

Only in video games can you have HP.

 

[s0m3th1ng]

Only in video games can you shoulder-fire a .50 caliber rifle, while running.
Only in video games do grenades have a blast radius of 10 feet.
Only in video games can you treat multiple gunshot wounds with defibrillators.
Only in video games can you take a bullet anywhere and still be able to run.

Only in video games can a zombie be killed with a chest-shot. (Basic science people)

 

[Piction Froject]

Only in video-games can you use a crowbar to systematically destroy a government run by someone named G-Man

 

[Hooded.Gamer]

Only in video games where you can do anything you want... except swim...

Dude, Epic!


Also, only in video games can you scream obscenities at the people around you after you've died and been blown to pieces.

 

[Anarchemitis]

Only in video games can you punt cars off a collapsing bridge.

 

[Anarchemitis]

Only in video games can a hat simulator disguised as a shooter sell so well.

You win.

 

[The Morrigan]

Only in video games can you take someone (semi) seriously when he tells you, "that was the first time I died."

 

[Vivace-Vivian]

Only in videogames could Cloud ever be cool.

 

[teh_Canape]

-only in videogames you can shoot empty all of a 50cal sniper rifle shooting all the bullets continuosly without breaking your arm and shoulder
-only in videogames you can receive a grenade up your ass and just wait 5 seconds and again be able to shoot down an army

Spoiler: only in videogames you can drive a car without being nobody inside the car

that's right Burnout Paradise and Split/Second, I'm looking at you both

-only in videogames, if you know how to move, you can kill a giant cyborg demon with your bare fucking fists

 

[ReservoirAngel]

Only in video games can guns make bullets orbit each other

Only in video games can a member of the police go charging into a building filled with heavy-weapon-wielding terrorists and emerge unscathed

Only in video games can people leap to 10 times their natural height and have a perfectly-choreographed sword fight before their feet hit the ground

 

[Grouchy Imp_v1legacy]

Only in videogames can bullet wounds be healed by staying still for five seconds.

Only in videogames can you shoot a ghoul in the head and suddenly be a lot better at talking to people.