"Only real men..."

[Souplex]

Manliness = Degrees of similarity to Souplex.

 

[Omikron009]

Only real men Assume Direct Control

Is that a reference to Men of War or Mass Effect 2's Harbinger? Either way I approve.

OT: Only real men say no to drugs!

 

[crimson5pheonix]

Only Real Men headbutt their enemies.

 

[Ponch]

Only real men --

Masturbate in their parent's basement to poorly written fanfiction.

Damn, I lost before I even began...

 

[S.R.S.]

Are able to scratch themselves in 3 places at once.

 

[crimson5pheonix]

Are able to scratch themselves in 3 places at once.

What about Men who can scratch 4 places at once?

 

[snide_cake]

Only real men play Robot Unicorn Attack.

 

[Infernai]

Only real men break the fourth wall like deadpool.

 

[LloydEsaka]

Only real men punch things...WITH THEIR FISTS!

 

[Wintermoot]

only real men wrestle with teddy bears

 

[S.R.S.]

Are able to scratch themselves in 3 places at once.

What about Men who can scratch 4 places at once?

You call men like that, whatever the hell THEY want you to call them. There is no way you can compete with a multi tasker like that.

 

[The_Chief]

Only real man have tits.

 

[Juven Ignus]

Only real men set themselves on fire to avoid those unmanly hugs, thus only letting other real men make contact with them.

 

[evilartist]

Only real men still act like gentlemen around women

And here I thought I was alone. I do think that's why I get walked all over, though.

Here's a cliched one: Only real men...can admit when they're wrong.

Only real men...can wear a pink shirt.
Only real men...can challenge the predator to a fist-to-fist fight.
Only real men...can stare Chuck Norris in the eyes without their heads exploding.

 

[Divine Miss Bee]

real men follow this link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvltzwkUEEA

(it's relevant, i promise.)

 

[TheTaco007]

Only real men have high pitched squeaky voices on xbox live...

 

[fanklok]

http://www.scribd.com/doc/306165/Man-Law

you're all welcome

 

[Baradiel]

Only real men punch flaming terrorists who have just crashed a jeep into an airport.

 

[The Heik]

Real simple, insert whatever you think best completes the following fragment:

"Only real men..."

Only real men don't use automatic cars or automatic guns

Only real men shit bullets. Speaking of which *strain* OOUGGHHH!!!

.....man those .50 cals are a pain to get out.