"Only real men..."

[Caligulove]

Only real men convey entire paragraphs in body language and eye movement

 

[BlumiereBleck]

Have feelings!

 

[Snotnarok]

Masturbate in their parent's basement to poorly written fanfiction.

Stop spying on me man, seriously it's creepy.

Only real men play Sega Genesis instead of their next gen systems.

 

[T-Bone24]

Only real men Assume Direct Control

I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favourite post on the Escapist.

 

[latenightapplepie]

Only real men are gay. Oh yeah, I went there.

 

[E_nchanted]

Only real men...tell there friends they're Fools and punch them in the face
Only real men...Eat bricks for breakfast
Only real men...can do a flying eagle
Only real men...can sleep for 14 hours straight, then eat breakfast and start sleeping again, and again, and agaaaaain, and agaaaaaaaaiiiiiiin

 

[tobi the good boy]

Are able to scratch themselves in 3 places at once.

What about Men who can scratch 4 places at once?

by this point you have officially been scaled up to the rank of god, the only place to go from there is chuck norris

 

[crimson5pheonix]

Are able to scratch themselves in 3 places at once.

What about Men who can scratch 4 places at once?

by this point you have officially been scaled up to the rank of god, the only place to go from there is chuck norris

If you give me a backscratcher taped to a chair, I can scratch five places at once.

 

[StBishop]

Only real men convey entire paragraphs in body language and eye movement

This.

But grunts as well.

 

[ottenni]

Only real men eat nutri grain, the manliest of cereals, with a shovel.

 

[the fake]

only real men can get a nuke in call of duty with no other killstreaks

 

[Insideout Ink Demon]

Only real men.... don't have to do something to affirm they're a real man.

 

[Flack]

Only real men .. have the foursome in dragon age.

 

[Xorghul]

Only real men shave with chainsaws. [http://s756.photobucket.com/albums/xx210/Azemori/?action=view&current=1243102908148.jpg]

 

[Rathy]

Only real men can train a Wigglytuff.
(That may or may not be a poor self defense move...)

Only real men play poorly written dating sims.

 

[Pegghead]

Only real men cry at the end of Bambi

Only real men do yoga with their life partners every saturday on the rocks.

 

[Shockolate]

Only real men Assume Direct Control

Tired old tropes eh? OK. Two can play at that game!

Only REAL men...

...release the kraken!
...admit that cake is a lie.
...get to the choppa.
...should be followed if you want to live.
...are Inigo Montoya, you killed their father, prepare to die.
...start the "Who" by putting on their sunglasses.
...can get away with yelling "THIS IS SPARTA!"

That's all for now.

Gah! Too much awesome! I have been soundly defeated!

I'll get you next time!

*flees*

 

[dagens24]

Only real men can have sex with another man and not be gay about it.